Life With Justin: haas's wit

Hello Everybody! The kids call me Haas. I'm pretty sure my real name is Jim, but who the frick cares? I graduated from Northern Michigan University with most of the rest of these flipwads on here, and I'm proud to say that I'm putting my bachelor's degree to good use by currently working as a temp for the University of Michigan! Ah yes! Smell the success!

Anyhoo, like my immortal friend Mr. Excitement, I fancy myself a struggling screenwriter. I'm also a struggling public radio host, a struggling cook, and a struggling keeper of girlfriends. But on the bright side I did get a big box of cookies today at work for being such a good employee! And they're the expensive kind too, with Macadamia nuts and everything!

I enjoy smart comedy and dumb humor, if that makes any sense. I love TV shows like Beavis and Butthead and South Park. My favorite movie is The Wedding Singer. I'll pretty much watch any film, as long as it doesn't include the phrase 'you got served' or 'starring Skeet Ulrich' anywhere near it. I absolutely have a passion for music that borders on pathetic at times, and my favorite stuff to listen to is what I like to call 'chick-rock' with stuff like Juliana Hatfield, Anna Waronker, Elastica, The Donnas, and Letters to Cleo.

Anycrap, I'm sure I'll be posting stuff on here whenever I can think of something clever to write about, so count on reading my stuff around September of 2006! Have a nice day!