Women find men in red more appealing?

The boy from the Detroit area is the second teenager from outside Nebraska and 18th child overal...]]> Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=560 (Partial transcript from "Y!SN Nightcap", aired 9/27/2008)

ANCHOR: ...we go now to Lamarr Saunders, who's reporting from the Deezies' headquarters in Ann Arbor.

(In the background, it appears that the reporters have set up a tent city in the DSL conference room, complete wi...]]> Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=561 Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=562 (Y!SN) -- Multiple sources have told the Yahoo! Sports Network that Adam Jones will be the new coach of the Deezies fa Sheezies.

An official announcement is expected to be made later this week. The two sides have reportedly been in negotiations since Saturday, with Jones' desire to bec...]]> Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=563 DENVER (AP) — Former Deezies fa Sheezies running back Travis Henry has been arrested following an alleged cocaine deal, the Drug Enforcement Administration said Wednesday.

Henry and James Mack were arrested a day earlier after the two met to buy cocaine from a person who was cooperatin...]]> Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=564
Coach Jones will be introduced to the media at a press conference to be held after the conclusion of Sunday's game against Bank On It. A full statement also will be released prior to the press conf...]]> Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=565 (The camera focuses on Deezies Sports Limited media representative TY JACKSON, who is standing at the podium and clearly looking uncomfortable. The sounds of 1,500 schoolage children can be heard in the background. TJ begins to speak.)

TJ: Before we, um, begin this, um, ...]]> Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=558 Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=557 Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required ...]]>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=556 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=555 Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=554 With the news that Larry Csonka finally got fired as Lions' GM, it got me thinking about his awesome track record when it came to the draft.  It's been repeated throughout his 30-year history as Lions' GM that Millen could've gotten lots of good players but he ended ...]]> Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=553 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=551 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=552 From yahoo.com:

The Detroit Lions evidently have parted ways with Matt Millen, ending his tumultuous tenure as one of the most maligned sports executives in Motor City history...]]> Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=549 DK: It's been nearly nine months since the mysterious disappearance of the former head coach of the Deezies fa Sheezies, C-Deezy fa Sheezy. While his disappearance remains unsolved, what also remains unsolved is...]]> Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=550 Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=548 Former WWE superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- "Mr. Excitement" C.W. Mayher apparently self-destructed during a live benefit event in Ohio over the weekend.

Fans attending the show witnessed a stumbling, overweight, rambling Mr. Excitement struggling to ...]]> Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=547 (Y!SN) -- Multiple sources have told the Yahoo! Sports Network that Steve "Air" McNair will be the new coach of the Deezies fa Sheezies.

An official announcement is expected to be made following the return of Deezies Sports Limited President and CCO Carson L. Rizor, who reportedly has ...]]> Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=546 Just got a look at the survey results for LWJ. 67% in favor of eliminating those who don't participate regularly? I TOTALLY agree. Those guys are just taking up bandwidth and... oh... wait. Shit. So it's been a while! Geez.

On that note. Hi everybody! ...]]> Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=545 (joined in progress; DEEZIES SPORTS LIMITED PRESIDENT AND CCO CARSON L. RIZOR is at the podium)

CR: Good evening, Ann Arbor. I want to start tonight by saying to the citizens of this great city, I'm sorry.

To all of you who have believed in...]]> Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=544 FFF Weekly Report Exclusive

ANN ARBOR, MI -- The arrival this afternoon of a private jet from Los Angeles at the Willow Run airport near Ypsilanti has fueled speculation that former Clay is Gay head coach White Lightning is being considered for the Deezies fa Sheezies' head coaching po...]]> Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=543 Deezies Sports Limited (DSL) has released Jimmy Smith from his coaching contract with the Deezies fa Sheezies.

DSL has named offensive coordinator Stephen Davis and defensive coordinator Dan Morgan as co-interim head coaches for Sunday's game against the Tin Indians.

The team ...]]> Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=542 From wire reports--

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Deezies fa Sheezies head coach Jimmy Smith was arrested Friday night on a drunken driving charge in Jacksonville.

The former receiver was arrested after he tried to drive around a DUI checkpoint about 10:45 p.m. Friday. Jacks...]]> Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=541 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=538 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=539 LAPEER, MI (Local) For the second year in a row there will be no representation from Young Creative Solutions (YCS) the Fantasy Football Fever draft.  However just like last year they are going to defer to a representative from Yahoo! to make their selections.  Last year "Bank on it" (f...]]> Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=540
DK: With just hours to go before the Fantasy Football Fever draft, we're talking with some of the prime movers and shakers as they get ready for the season's first major event. There are many question marks...]]> Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=537
Fa Sheezy has been missing since his team fell in the first round of the 2007 ...]]> Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=536

(locations subject to change) Week 1 Tom Wopat Fan Club @ Dundee DolphinZZZ Bank on it @ IKanGuaranteeTenWinz Deezies fa Sheezies @ Tin Indians Sawyer Pilots @ Millensux Family Feud @ Team Swamp Balls unnamed ...]]> Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=533 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=535        I saw Tropic Thunder this past weekend. This is the movie that everone is protesting right, because people cannot make fun of themselves. I...]]> Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=532 Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=531 I saw Pineapple Express this passed weekend. This a movie that is about a stoner by the name of Dale Denton (Seth Rogen; Sup...]]> Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=530 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=529 Justin said: "I'm going to have a user FWP month in October, so keep uploading them." What Justin meant: "I'm going to have a user FWP month in October, so you're going have to deal with another eight ...]]> Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=528 DSL STATEMENT REGARDING SCOUTING CAMP INCIDENT Deezies Sports Limited (DSL) has been informed by the league office that wide receiver Stevonne "Steve" Smith will be suspended for the first two games of the 2008 season as a result of an altercation that took place during our annua...]]> Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=527 Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=526 Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=525                  I saw the second most Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=519               I went and saw “HANCOCK” this week. This is a superhero story told in a different way. The story is about a down...]]> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=518 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25445674 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=517              The movie I saw this week was “WANTED.” The three main characters are Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy; “ATONEMENT”); ...]]> Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=516 So many thoughts, so little time.  I know I promised LWJ that I would be an active participant on this website throughout the summer.  Well, the intent was there, but about a week and a half ago I received a phone call asking if I wanted to teach Summer School this year.  So I'm te...]]> Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=515   R.I.P. George Carlin. The World is a little bit more draker today now.   "I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. T...]]> Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=514 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is...]]> Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=513 The movie of choices this week is “Get Smart”. This based off the TV show from (1965-1970) with the same name. If you have not seen any episode of the show no worries they do a really good job of explaining...]]> Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=512         This week movie is the Happening. This is a M. Night Shya...]]> Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=509 This week’s movie is Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=501 2007 Detroit Red Wings + Mattheu Schneider & Todd Bertuzzi = no cup 2007 Anaheim Mighty Ducks without Schneider & Bertuzzi = Stanley Cup 2008 Anaheim Mighty Ducks + Mattheu Schneider & Todd Bertuzzi = no cup 2008 Detroit Red Wings without Schneider &a...]]> Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=500 AUBURN HILLS, Mich. (AP)—Flip Saunders was fired as Detroit Pistons coach Tuesday, four days after his team was eliminated by the I was Monday's picture was the 1000th picture posted for LifeWithJustin's "Fun With Captions" feature. Over the nearly four years since the feature was added to LWJ, it has easily become the most visited p...]]> Tue, 13 May 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=496 ...]]> Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=495 Good God, Justin... just because it's Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=494 In one of my previous posts, I outlined my Bowl Championship Series-style take on a college basketball postseason, where most of the qualifying teams would come from major conferences. The purpose ...]]> Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=493 Eric, you pompous ass. In your zeal to point out that I only included ten of the Sweet Sixteen in my TCS scenario (and for the record, I'll cover that in a separate ignorant slut. Sorry, always wanted to start a point-counterpoint that way. After reading your alternative to my ...]]> Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=491 I've been thinking some more about the BCS-basketball thing. I really do think it's a good concept, even though I don't think coldcat (who happens to be a long-tim...]]> Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=490 So back in December I presented my "What If" college football tournament. I got criticism from one college football fan, saying a tournament would ruin the special nature of college football. I mean who needs giving mid-majors a fair...]]> Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=489 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=488 There's a community club in Sydney, Australia.  It's a local gathering place, known for its social activities, such as lawn bowling and bingo.  It's also known as being a target for criminals, having been hit about ten times in the past year.  The club's night supervisor mentioned ...]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=487 Hello ! This notice has been long in coming... It has come to my attention that some of you out there in the www haven't found out that Sara and I are engaged.  I find this very hard to believe. I mean, I'm Justin D. Young for god sakes !  I am known througho...]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=486 ...but the editor was broken and, when I clicked on the (broken) "Insert Image" link, it erased everything I'd written just to tell me that "http:/ not found."  Thanks for that insight.  So, it'll have to wait. BTW, I hear that, when the FWC picture is late, if the firs...]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=485 Writing (Adapted Screenplay) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=484 I saw Vantage Point. This a movie about a global war on terror summit in Spain. Where the President of the USA—(Ashton--William Hurt) was assassinatied. You may already know about one of the major plot twists in the movie. I am not going to say wh...]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=483 Just had to share this with you all: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0&feature=related Enjoy! Chuck ...]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=482 Sometimes, I just have to stop and say "WTF?!"  That's how it sounds, too -- I'm so flabbergasted that all of the sounds run together and it sounds like "WTF?!"  Here are two items from the Ann Arbor News' "police beat" section that made me do just that.                 I went and saw Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=478 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=479 Or the word "idiots" could've originated from the people in the Michigan Democratic Primary who decided to ignore the whole "only four democratic primaries before February 5th" rule and move the Michigan Primary ahead so they could have "more of an influence on the nominations like Iowa and New H...]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=476 As drummer for AC/DC, Phil Rudd has earned notoriety, wealth and just recently — immunity to the law. Rudd was recently let off of charges for "partner abuse" after he beat his ex-wife last year over an argument involving child support payments. Rudd's lawyers claimed that the partner abuse charg...]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=473 Remember when Heat came out? Everyone was so excited about the diner scene, because it would be the first time Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro would share the screen, and the scene actually was one of those few things in life that lived ...]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=474 Of all the Oscar winners for best picture, this one is my favorite. I saved it for last because I admire the artistry, and the pure genius behind it. We have reached the end of our run here with the movie that took home the big prize in 1999, American Beauty. It’s hard to believe t...]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=475 Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=472 In the season 4 finale of the Family Guy, Peter is locked in a safe room with his family, and facing the possibility of death, reveals the many deep dark secrets of the Griffin’s past. Darker than the ancestor who was sold into slave...]]> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=471 There have been many movies about show biz, and several took home the big prize, including 1950’s All About Eve. Anne Baxter and Bette Davis play rival actresses, Baxter the up-and-coming Eve Harrington, Davis the veteran stage star Margo Channing. Eve starts out as a fan, hanging ...]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=469 In 1944 the St. Louis Browns won the American League pennant. That same year Going My Way, featuring many scenes of Bing Crosby wearing a Browns jacket and sweatshirt, won the Oscar for Best Picture. Coincidence? Well, Bing did have some serious juice, so he may have paid off some umpires,...]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=470 Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=468 Nestled comfortably in the middle of the best stretch of Oscar winners in history, we have 1975’s best picture, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. It was the first of the three best picture winners starring Jack Nicholson (preceding Terms of Endearment and The Departed), and th...]]> Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=467 http://music.msn.com/music/2007review/bestalbums?GT1=7702  -What do you guys think of this list? -Also how many of these cd do you think Haas has? ...]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=466 But it is true, we were up by a few points and at that point we decided to bench our QB Drew...]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=465 R1: Coach, after all the talk of over looking this team, do you think that's why you lost? CY: Hello NO !! We lost because the Fan Club had a great day. We didn't make any mistakes. We had a good day ourselves. But when it came right down to it....]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=463 Are you ready for a huge shock? I mean this is the most surprising thing you may have ever heard in your life. I liked Chicago. Yes, I know it’s a musical, but the 2002 Oscar winner for best picture wasn’t all that bad. I’ve said before that one of my major issues with musicals in ...]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=464 JR: Welcome, football fans, to the FFF Weekly Report's special coverage of the 2007 Fantasy Football Fever playoffs! I'm Joe Russell, here with Dexter Kyle, and we're joine...]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=462 As a projector screen lowers down from the ceiling a hush comes over the reporters. When the screen illuminates we see none other then LaDainian Tomlinson sitting in front of his locker in Stanley Cup Champs' colors. LT: Hello, I'm here today to introduce someone very special to me, but fi...]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=461 Q1: What type of tickets are available for this week's game? CR: We've been fortunate to have great demand for tickets all season long, even...]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=460 Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=457 If there were a god, or any justice in this world, today would be selection Sunday for the NCAA football tournament. But since we have clear evidence to the contrary in the form of the BCS, I will now do what the college football world doesn’t have the balls to do. Here now, my tournament field f...]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=458 This answer to a college football tournament: &nbs...]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=459   I saw a college football tournament; it was called the regular season. Why does college football need to have a tournament? Why can they n...]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=456 As we march even onward, our journey takes us back to the early days of Oscar, specifically 1933 with Cavalcade. Don’t worry, I’d never heard of it either. The movie follows the fortunes of two families, the upper class Marryots and their lower class servants, the Bridges. On New Y...]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=455 2007 season outlook as of week 13 Outlook based on projections, schedule, and rosters as of 11/28/07 Pos., name, record, over/under 1. Deezies fa Sheezies 12-1 (+/- .5) 2. Vic's K9 Kennel Club 10-2-1 (+/- .5) 3. Tom Wopat Fan Club 9-4 (+/- .5) Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=454 Groucho Marx used to joke that since his daughter was only half Jewish, maybe she could go into the pool at a restricted club only up to her waist. It is the kind of under the table anti-semitic sentiment Marx was talking about which is the subject of our next stop on the My Year with Oscar tour,...]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=453 To try to keep myself from ballooning up more than I already am this winter, I'm trying to keep exercising by taking little hour-long jogs/walks and whatnots with my ipod.  Being a child of the 80's and a complete idiot I decided to put almost every song that charted ...]]> Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=452 Well, it’s the second week of deer camp, and all you guys are here, so let’s drink, play cards, shoot the bull, and watch 1978’s Oscar winner for best picture, The Deer Hunter. Despite the title, this movie has more to do with the Vietnam War and the psychological after effects on those wh...]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=450 While editing last week's Deezies Afterparty for broadcast, our producers removed several comments about Team Swamp Balls Coach Chiquet and his family members that were identified as gratuitous and unnecessary. We have since received numerous complaints about a comment believed to refer to Coach ...]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=451 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=449 Up next in My Year with Oscar we have 1959’s winner Ben Hur, a movie that brings to mind Jesus Christ, as in, "Jesus Christ, this is one long movie." Just a thought here guys, but when the four hour mark is firmly in the rearview mirror, it may be time to cut a few scenes. The movie start...]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=448 At some point it must be said; Jules Verne’s prognosticating ability was so good he basically makes Nostrodomus his bitch. However one of the most remarkable works from the man who envisioned submarines and the lunar landings is Around the World in 80 Days, the only one of Verne’s works th...]]> Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=447 In honor of Veteran’s Day, I guess we can do a movie nominally about World War I. (Maybe I should have saved Best Years of Our Lives or Wings for today. Oh well.) We turn to Sydney Pollack’s 1985 winner Out of Africa. Meryl Streep plays Baroness Blixen, originally fro...]]> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=446 t...]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=443 So evidently those Lifetime movies of the week are eligible for Oscars. That is the only explanation I could come up with for 1989’s best picture winner Driving Miss Daisy. Jessica Tandy plays an elderly racist woman (but she’s Jewish so it’s all good) who can no longer drive, so h...]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=444 Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=445 Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=442 2007 season outlook as of week 9 Outlook based on projections, schedule, and rosters as of 11/3/07 Pos., name, record, over/under 1. Deezies fa Sheezies 12-1 (+/- 1) 2. Dundee DolphinZZZZZZ 10-3 (+/- 1) 3. Vic's K9 Kennel Club 9.5-3.5 (+/- 1.5)<...]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=440 Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=441 Hey, if Pifke isn't going to show up for the game, why should I?...]]> Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=439 Well the Hallowe’en season is upon us, and for the My Year with Oscar project that means some pretty slim pickings. You see, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the Thirteenth and Child’s Play never even got nominated, and if you’re looking for a Devil’s Night m...]]> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=438 What most Americans know of the history of China includes the fact that it used to be an Empire and now it’s communist, and not much else. The period in between those two systems is the subject of the best picture of 1987, The Last Emperor. It follows Chinese Emperor TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies finished off their homestand with another victory, but it wasn't w...]]> Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=434 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=435 th...]]> Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=431 Well the good news is we don't have too many musicals left. And the better news is, we found one that doesn't involve Nazis, pedophiles, other Clint Eastwood/ Morgan Freeman movie is 1992's Unforgiven. The third western to win best picture (after Cimmaron, which totally sucked,...]]> Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=427 2007 season outlook as of week 5 Outlook based on projections, schedule, and rosters as of 10/3/07 Pos., name, record, over/under 1. Deezies fa Sheezies 12-1 (+/- 1) 2. Guantanamo Pep Squad 10-3 (+/- 2) 3. Bye 9.5-3.5 (+/- 2.5) 4. Dundee Do...]]> Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=426 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the D...]]> Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=423 Live from Ann Arbor Segment one - pre-hype for Marquee Match-Up of the Week * features Dundee DolphinZZZZZ, Deezies fa Sheezies * sponsored by Ken Burns' The War - recap of previous week - acknowledge league rulings, impact Segment two Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=424 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies.  The Deezies came up big again on Sunday... handing the defending Fan...]]> Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=425 SEGMENT ONE (voiceover by MARK GREEN) MG: December 24, 2006... the Dundee DolphinZ celebrate their first Fantasy Football Fever championship. But what of the other team? What of -1 Insightful? Offseason turmoil, pre-season controversy... and in-season success. T...]]> Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=422 In honor of the new Ken Burns documentary, The War, lets go with a best picture winner straight out of World War II, 1953's From Here to Eternity. The movie itself is known for one scene, Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr having ARCHIVE EXCLUSIVE! OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look...]]> Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=418

DEEZIES FA SHEEZIES SELL OUT Team looking at additional arrangements September 18, 2007--Deezies Sports Limited (DSL) announces that there are no tickets remaining for this weekend's home opener for the Deezies fa Sheezies. The game, w...]]> Wed, 19 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=419 Tickets reportedly being sold at over $500 September 18, 2007--Deezies Sports Limited (DSL) is seeking to halt the operation of a website, www.getyoursoldoutdeeziesticketshere.com, that is scalping tickets to its recently-sold-out home ...]]> Wed, 19 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=416 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. On Sunday, the Deezies kicked off their season with a decisive win over Duckett/Stanto...]]> Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=417 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with live shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE outside of Dolphin Stadium) JR: Welcome to the Y!SN Fantasy Football Fever Weekly Report! Dexter Kyle and I are broadcasting live from Dundee, the site of this week's Noodles & Company Marquee Matc...]]> Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=414 Citizen Kane is almost universally regarded as the greatest movie ever made. Film students are taught to try to capture some of its artistry. Orson Wells invented several cinematic techniques, such as showing a character’s greatness by filming the actor from a low angle, that are univers...]]> Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=415 I saw this job posting and thought of Ingles. Sicotte, not so much. Here's the link: http://www.cpb.org/jobline/index.php?mode=print_listing&listing_id=4740 I hope they find someone who...]]> Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=413 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with studio shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE) JR:  Welcome to the beginning of yet another season of exciting FFF action!  I'm Joe Russell, along with my co-host Dexter Kyle.  It all begins with...]]> Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=412 For a few of these Oscar winners, I go in with absolutely no preconceived notions. In most cases, this is because over the years the movie has faded into obscurity. That is certainly the case with 1980’s Ordinary People. Timothy Hutton makes his film debut as Conrad Jarrett, a high...]]> Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=411 PODCAST EXCLUSIVE! OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ:  This is the Deezies Afterparty!  Ty Jackson here, the host of the...]]> Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=410 Three people have won an acting Oscar in one of the lead categories for playing a professional athlete. Robert de Niro in Raging Bull, Wallace Beers in The Champ, and Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby. Only one of those movies won best picture. It was the fourth sports movi...]]> Tue, 04 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=409 2007 season outlook Outlook based on projections, schedule, and rosters as of 9/1/07 Pos., name, record, over/under 1. Bye 12-1 (+/- 2) 2. 18 and life 11.5-1.5 (+/- 1.5) 3. Tin Indians 9.5-3.5 (+/- 1.5) 4. Deezies fa Sheezies 8.5-4.5 (+/- 1.5...]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=408 In light of certain events Saturday, I’m sure some people could use a stiff drink. In ho...]]> Sun, 02 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=407 The best writer of the 20th century wasn’t Earnest Hemmingway or John Steinbeck or Kurt Vonnegut. It was Billy Wilder. When Oscar nominations came out, nearly every year Wilder’s name was on the list, and his name was in the envelope on Oscar night several times as well, for best screenplay, best...]]> Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=406 DEEZIES FA SHEEZIES COMPLETE SUCCESSFUL DRAFT Team welcomes back Westbrook, Smith, Holt, & Foster; signs Romo to 1-year deal August 29, 2007--The recently-completed 2007 Fantasy Football Fever draft is being hailed as a success by the Deezies fa Sheezies. The team wel...]]> Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=404 QUÉBEC DEEZIES SEASON ENDS WITH SEMIFINAL LOSS Deezies finish first season with 3-5 record August 26, 2007--The Québec Deezies' inaugural season ended yesterday (8/25/07) with a 77-73 semifinal loss to its cross-province rival, the Montreal Francofolies. "It has...]]> Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=405 SEGMENT ONE (slowly rotating wide shot of empty football stadium. background music is generic "sturm und drang" style) ANNOUNCER (voice-over): Seasons change... (quick shot from championship game of LaDainian Tomlinson leaping into Philip Rivers' arms, the...]]> Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=403 In 1997 the Academy decided to try something new and different when they allowed only 13 year old girls to vote in the best picture category. That is the only explanation I can come up with for Titanic, staring that dreamboat Leonardo DiCaprio winning. This isn’t DiCaprio’s best work, and ...]]> Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=402 We here at My Year with Oscar seem to be hitting the bio-pics a lot lately, but then there are a lot to choose from. Today we go with one more, the movie that inspired the one Falco song you’ve heard of, Amadeus. Tom Hulce never did ...]]> Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=401 This week marks the 60th anniversary of Indian independence. It is also the 60th anniversary of the division of India into two rival states, India and Pakistan. The first was the life’s struggle of Mohandas K. Gandhi. The second he despised and argued against. Both are the subject of the best pic...]]> Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=400 DK: With just three weeks to go before the official start of the Fantasy Football Fever season, fans across the nation have been paying close attention to the comings and goings of the various teams. You can...]]> Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=399 So how about we just get all the Russell Crowe movies out of the way in one shot. In 1999, Crowe made a wonderful movie called The Insider, in which he played a former tobacco company scientist who went on 60 Minutes to testify that the industry knew about the health risks of smokin...]]> Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=398 Brilliant mathematicians must all be nuts. Or at least filmmakers think so. How else can you explain Darren Aronofsky’s Pi or David Auburn’s Proof or Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s Good Will Hunting. The ultimate nutty math professor movie happens to be a true story however, an...]]> Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=397 I’m sure you’ll understand that Hollywood in 1942 was a bit preoccupied by the war. World War II was still in the beginning stages and things weren’t going all that well for the Allies. About the only bright spot was the resilience of England during the blitz. Celebrating the resilience o...]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=396 Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=395 Read about it here....]]> Mon, 30 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=394 Marlon Brando starred in two best picture winners involving organized crime. And no, Godfather II isn’t the other one. Robert de Niro played Vito Corleone in that one. Brando was in 1954’s best picture On the Waterfront. Then just at the start of his film career, Brando play...]]> Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=393 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=392 As we celebrate the 4th of July, I thought we could take a little time to examine some American history. Of course the most American Oscar winner of all time would have to be Godfather II, but I’m saving that one for near the end, so instead we take a look at a movie about one of the most ...]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=390 I hate 60’s musicals. I also hate Charles Dickens. So things aren’t looking good for me enjoying 1968’s best picture winner, Oliver! based on the Dickens classic Oliver Twist, Nicholas Nickleby, Great Expectations, and David Copperfield. I list all of them, beca...]]> Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=391 Crashnet: Sorry... that I keep missing my deadline to post photos. I've been helping Sara redo her bathroom and haven't had the time. I will try and be better about it. Is that "re...]]> Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=389 Oscar is notorious for hating comedies, but that hasn’t always been the way. One of the first (if not the first) romantic comedies not only won Best Picture, it won the grand slam (best picture, best actor, best actress, best director, and best screenplay), the first time a movie turned that tric...]]> Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=388 DK: While many of us here in the states look forward to the start of the football season in late August, our neighbors to the north will get their fix beginning next week. The Canadian Fantasy Football Queen...]]> Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=387 Next up in our tour through Oscar winners we have the Best Picture of 1977, Annie Hall, also known as "not Star Wars." Woody Allen wrote, directed, and stars in this movie. He plays Alvy, a neurotic Jewish New Yorker (I know, I know, what a stretch for him) who manages to wind up in...]]> Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=386 There was something magical about 1994. Take a look at some of the movies released that year that weren’t even considered for the best picture Oscar. Hoop Dreams, which somehow wasn’t even nominated for best documentary, Leon (sometimes called The Professional) which marked N...]]> Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=385 In Quiz Show, the question Herb gets wrong on purpose is "what movie won the Oscar for best picture in 1955?" He gives the answer he was told to give, On the Waterfront, which won in 1954. The correct answer, the answer Herb spends the rest of the movie trying to prove that he knows...]]> Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=384 KEVIN Well, keep your head high, sometimes they give out Oscars to movies that suck. CW Yeah, like Titanic. JIM Or Gladiator,...]]> Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=383 Birth of a Nation is perhaps the most racist movie ever made. Of course it was released 12 years before the first Oscar ceremony, so it could not be the most racist Oscar winner. That distinction goes to 1931’s winner Cimarron. The opening scene is wonderful. Thousands of ...]]> Sun, 03 Jun 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=382 Robert Penn Warren was the first Poet Laureate of the US, and though mostly known for his poetry, he did write one novel of some note, which shortly afterwards was turned into an Oscar winning movie, All the King’s Men. The 1949 Best Picture winner follows the career of populist po...]]> Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=381 With it being Memorial Day and all, I thought we might go with a war movie. Of course I’ve already done All Quiet on the Western Front and Gone With the Wind, and Platoon and From Here to Eternity aren’t all that favorable to the US military, and Braveheart isn’...]]> Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=380 Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=379 Since the early 60’s women have been throwing their panties at Welsh crooner Tom Jones. With hits like "It’s Not Unusual," "She’s a Lady," "What’s New Pussycat," and his really tight leather pants, the chicks just dig this guy. You might be surprised to learn that not only did Tom Jones win the G...]]> Mon, 21 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=378 Sun, 20 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=377 1971 was a good year to be a bad ass cop. That was the year that gave us Dirty Harry and Shaft, and Oscar got the memo by giving the best picture statue to The French Connection. Gene Hackman plays Detective Jimmy Doyle and Roy Scheider as Detective Buddy Russo, two o...]]> Wed, 16 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=376 For about 400 years after Christopher Columbus bumped into the Caribbean and undeservedly got credit for discovering the place, we honkies set about slowly committing genocide against the folks who made the mistake of living here beforehand. Then we started running out of natives to kill so we sp...]]> Thu, 10 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=375 In 1964 there was Becket. In 1968 there was Lion in Winter. Both were wonderful British historical dramas that were nominated for best picture, but lost to a shitty musical. Wedged in between is the one British historical drama from the era that actually won, and is the worst of the...]]> Mon, 07 May 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=373 I got an early birthday gift from work Monday. I was asigned to cover the second game of the Pistons-Magic series. Here are some random thoughts and observations. Pregame press meal- BBQ bourbon chicken with steamed potatoes. The VIP lounge at Wrestlemania can suck it. You know ho...]]> Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=370 It is natural that the most prolific screenwriter in movie history should have a couple of Oscar winners to his name. And sure, he did die 311 years before the first Oscar ceremony, but his work is still so influential that as of his 443rd birthday today, imdb lists 677 movies to William Shakespe...]]> Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=371 It is the greatest work of literature in history. In the decade after it was written in 1603, printed versions of Hamlet outsold every other author’s complete works. Want to see a film version of Hamlet? You have more than 65 to choose from. Only one took home the big prize of cours...]]> Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=369 Some people are very afraid of clowns, which I guess would make 1952’s The Greatest Show on Earth the only horror movie to ever win best picture. Cecil B. DeMille actually went on tour with the Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus in order to get every detail right for this story of lif...]]> Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=368 Oscar traditionally has a thing for sweeping historical epics, and one of the early great ones is the best picture winner from 1935, Mutiny on the Bounty. If you don’t know the story of the HMS Bounty, you need to sue your high school’s his...]]> Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=367 So here's what you do. go to google, hit maps, hit directions, ask for directions I was thinking about waiting to do this one until after I get the DVD so I can see the show again, but what the hell...it's slow at work and everyone who'll probably read this was at the damn show too so it doesn't have to be some in-depth study o...]]> Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=365 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=363 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=364 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=362 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=361 Our road to Wrestlemania stops here for now with last year's installment.  Over the past year we saw the return of ECW in the form of the "One Night Stand" PPV (which was very good, by the way), Monday Night Raw's big move back over to the US...]]> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=360 We're into the home stretch now, with only two more shows to go through (plus the upcoming one which I'll probably write about unless I'm too drunk to remember any of it.)  We turn now to the 21st edition of the big show, with nothing of note happening over the last year, besides Benoit and ...]]> Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=359 Nothing really interesting happened over the past year (that I can think of anyway) so let's get on with the 20th Wrestlemania, the one "where it all begins again."  Doesn't that sound like the title of a James Bond movie? Wrestlemania XX (March 14, 2004) We'...]]> Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=358 Here we go with the first Wrestlemania since the WWF's big "brand extension" that took the wrestling world by storm... And by "storm" I mean the single worst year of Monday Night Raw I've ever watched.  Unless you enjoy stuff like Bradshaw and Bubba Ray Dudley fighting every wee...]]> Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=357 Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=355 Well, after drinking enough green brew dogs on Saturday that I'll end up pissing it for a week, let's get back into the swing of things with the 17th version of Wrestlemania. The only thing of note that happened over the past year wasn't that big of a deal...WCW went out of business after...]]> Tue, 20 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=356 Over the past year, the WWF tried to go forward with the biggest angle in the history of wrestling (WWF vs WCW) but ended up failing miserably.  Instead of going off on a long rant about why it sucked, here are a few short examples of why it didn't work: 1. They failed to bring over ...]]> Tue, 20 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=354 Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=352 Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=353 Hey, it's St. Patrick's Day and I've already downed three green brewtarskys, why not write about the 2000 version of Wrestlemania? In the past year leading up to WM, Steve Austin and the Undertaker went down to serious injuries, to the neck and groin.  And I guess I could make a blow...]]> Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=351 I can't really think of anything to write about for the year leading up to the 15th version of Wrestlemania, so I just thought I'd say that Vince Russo's a moron. Wrestlemania XV (March 28, 1999) We're live from Philadelphia, PA.  Our hosts are Micheal Cole (...]]> Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=350 Well, nothing really important happened in this last year between Wrestlemanias that I can think of, so let's just get on with the show... Oh wait, there was the whole Bret Hart Montreal screw-job thing.  Guess that was kind of important. Wrestlemania XIV Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=348 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=349 "You screwed me, everybody screwed me, and no one's doing a goddamn thing about it!  No one in the building cares, no one in the dressing room cares, so much goddamn injustice around here...everybody in that goddamn dressing room knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the ...]]> Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=346 So I ran across something called ChooseYourOwnTube.com tonight while trying to relax at home. It looks like it was created "Down Under" by two brothers (Regis and Remi). Anyhow it's not really a new idea but I think it's wor...]]> Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=347 Earlier today I had a dentist's appointment for a cleaning...first one in like five years.  If anything can compare with the pain of watching this show it's going to the dentist after not going for five years. Wrestlemania XII (March 31, 1996) We're live...]]> Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=345 I was gonna try a high-concept idea for my viewing of the 11th Wrestlemania...you see, this show is so brutal to watch that I was gonna get a 12 pack and start drinking throughout the show to numb myself from the pain.  But then when I sat down to watch the show, I realized it was 11:00 in t...]]> Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=344 "Ten years in the making?  What a load of horse-shit!" - my friend Matt after watching the show Alright, it wasn't that bad.  In fact, the tenth annual Wrestlemania features two legendary matches that people still talk about today.  But does the good outweigh the ...]]> Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=343 We all knew I’d have to get into the crappy 60’s musicals sometime so here we go. I shall start with the Oscar winner from 1964, My Fair Lady, for two reasons. First of all Audrey Hepburn is one of the most drop dead gorgeous women to ever walk the face of the Earth, and secondly, clocking...]]> Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=341 In the 1930’s Hollywood discovered journalism and offered up one movie after another to pay tribute to the reporters of the world. Front Page kicked off the trend in 1931 and eventually we saw one of the first parody movies, His Girl Friday, which was actually better than Fr...]]> Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=342 Nothing major happening around the time leading up to the ninth Wrestlemania; The Ultimate Warrior was fired (again), Hogan took almost the whole year off, and Flair left the WWF and headed back to WCW.  Vince also gambled and took a chance on an up and coming superstar and gave him a supris...]]> Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=340 "Well, Wrestlemania 8 took place last Sunday.  Experts are still trying to figure out why." - Kevin Nealon, SNL "Weekend Update" Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.  Which is a shame because at this point the product was still good, but no one felt like watching anymore.  Ev...]]> Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=339 We've made it to 1991 now.  Remember anything interesting that happened in 1991?  Before you all say "Vanilla Ice" I was talking about the Gulf War.  And what would a war be without a wrestling company to milk it for all it was worth? During most of the previous year The Ul...]]> Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=337 So another year passes and Hulk Hogan is still the champion.  The popularity of wrestling at this point was starting to go downhill a little, but it wouldn't hit rock bottom for a few more years.  During this last year it was actually hard to tell where Vince was gonna go with the ...]]> Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=338 As World War II ended, those who fought and won the war returned home, and the war years, which saw Hollywood produce one war movie after another (a few of them even good) gave way to a movie about those who came home. The Oscar winner for best p...]]> Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=336 For the past year Randy Savage was the reigning WWF champion, but they kept subtly dropping hints that he was getting a little sick of "mega-power" partner Hulk Hogan.  It was weird how they set up the impending spilt, as Hogan was starting to get lecherous around Elizabeth; he started using...]]> Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=335 With WM3 setting records and getting such great critical and fan praise, of course the following year's event would not measure up by comparison.  But the buildup was legendary... So Andre the Giant was pissed after losing to Hogan and wanted a rematch.  Somewhere in all th...]]> Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=334 Turner Classic Movies was very very good to me this past weekend. In honor of this year’s Academy Awards, they offered up a four day marathon of Oscar winners for best picture, and thanks to the miracle of TiVo I was able to record them all. Of course now the DVR is sitting on 86% full so I have ...]]> Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=333 I'm sure many of you have heard of this one before... Wrestlemania III without hyperbole was the pinnacle of the 80's wrestling explosion.  When announcers Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura announced this event as the "greatest wrestling extravaganza of all time," they finally WEREN'...]]> Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=331 Martin Scorsese has had quite a career. He gave us Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and many more. Many of them were even nominated for best picture. But until this week Scorsese had always been beaten out for best director and his films had always been beaten out for best pictures. But at q...]]> Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=332 So a year passes and the WWF grows in popularity.  They have a full year of Saturday Night's Main Event shows broadcasted, Saturday morning cartoons, actions figures, you name it.  So the time was just about right for the 2nd annual "greatest wrestling extravaganza of all time."&nb...]]> Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=330 I'd like to welcome myself back to LWJ, it's been awhile since I last posted anything here.  It's been a tough half a year or so, especially after my grueling double hysterectomy surgery.  Thanks to all the cards and letters of support.  For the three people that still re...]]> Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=329 It is Oscar night again and for the second year in a row, I will be live blogging. Check out what I wrote about last year’s awards. Also, feel free to point and laugh at where I ended up far past, others in the near past. No year is more of an example of that than 1998, when all ...]]> Fri, 23 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=327 As mentioned previously, the 60’s were a dark time for Oscar. One of these days I’ll have to sit down and watch all the crappy musicals that won best picture that decade. This is not that day. The best picture of 1967 is In the Heat of the Night. On a routine evening patrol, an o...]]> Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=326 Vertigo. Rear Window. Psycho. The Birds. North By Northwest. The 39 Steps. With such an impressive resume, it’s shocking that Alfred Hitchcock only took home the big prize once. The best picture of 1940, Rebecca is the story of a woman who meets a rich widower named Maxim de Winter on vacation in...]]> Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=325 Dustin Hoffman has starred in three Oscar winners for best picture. I would say he has a knack for picking good scripts, but he did also star in Ishtar, so he’s not all that good at it. Fortunately for him, he followed that stinker up with Rain Man. The best picture of 1...]]> Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=324 You won’t find very many movies better than the Oscar winner for best picture from 1943, Casablanca. It’s the story of a love triangle set against the backdrop of WWII North Africa. In Casablanca, there could not have been a better setting. The city becomes a hub of political intrigue, black mark...]]> Thu, 08 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=322 The 60’s were a dark time for Oscar, constantly giving statues to some crappy musical, often set against the cheery backdrop of Nazi Germany or New York gang warfare, sometimes including an Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=321 Few Oscar winners for best picture have been half as creepy as 1958’s winner Gigi. We open in Bois de Boulogne, the immense park in western Paris where an elderly man gawks at hot young chicks while singing a song called "Thank Heaven for Little Girls." By the way, I’m not kidding. That ...]]> Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=320 With this years Oscar nominees out today, I thought it prudent to look back at the movie in whose footsteps the nominees hope to follow. Crash teaches us that everyone you meet every single day is a racist. Well, OK, not really, but there is a lot of hatred out there. The movie f...]]> Tue, 23 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=319 Our trip through the Oscar winners brings us into this century with Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003). Now, normally I would kick things off with a full plot synopsis, but let’s face it, with this movie we would be here all week if I did that. So if you’ve seen it, good, if not, go rea...]]> Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=317 Part Three of the 79 part series examining every Oscar Winner for Best Picture ever takes us all the way back to the year 1996 and The English Patient. The movie follows the birth and death of two relationships set against the start and end of World War II. Ralph Fiennes plays Hu...]]> Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=318 For my second entry in the 79 Oscar winners in 2007 campaign, we go with the best picture of 1930, All Quiet on the Western Front. Based on the Novel by Erich Maria Remarque, the movie shows Paul, a German soldier who enlists out of his high school classroom at the outbreak of World War ...]]> Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=316 So, my New Years resolution (first one I've ever made oddly enough)  is to watch all 78 Oscar winners for best picture. . . .79 as of February 25. This has the added benifit of not being something I can break just by one day of not feeling like working out. If by December 1st I've only seen ...]]> Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=315 So the blue plate in Michigan is dead ! http://michigan.gov/sos/0,1607,7-127--158205--,00.html We talked about this on New Year's eve.  I said no way... they can't just make you get a new...]]> Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=314 On this 12-25 I want you all to remember the reason for the season. . . .that early Christians were afraid of being less popular than the religion of Mithras which had a winter holiday full of boozing it up, so they took it over and told people it was their savior's birthday, even though it almos...]]> Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=313 Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=311 The bank has finally approved me. So it looks like I'll be moving to Lapeer on the 16th. Want to see which house Sara and I picked? It's a 1500 sq. ft. house with a 1000 sq ft basement. When I'm all moved in, I'll let you know when ...]]> Thu, 07 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=310 OK, so the BCS sucks. Haven't we known this for years now? Defenders of the BCS say it's better than what we had before, but I don't hear detractors of the BCS saying they want a return to conference tie-ins to bowl games. They want a tournament. They want a December version of March Madness. So ...]]> Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=307 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies were without their coach, TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies picked up their first road win of the season in Munger, dropping Team Swamp...]]> Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=304 Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=305 (The camera is focused on a desk. The camera slowly pans up what we see on the desk is a half drank six pack of Bud Lite, a crusted over used condom, and what looks to be a football playbook. As the camera scrolls up we see a looks to be a slightly overweight man looking disheveled wearing a red...]]> Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=302 Thank you Ron ! I understand how hard it is to replace coaches.  So I am ok with you waiting till the end of the year to fire John L. Smith. Yep you heard me sports fans... John L. Smith is gone ... well after this year. ... John L. Smith will not return next year as...]]> Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=301 From the FBI list from best to worst. As we know Detroit and Flint are always near the bottom. I'd like to say that Metro-Detroit does a great job keeping crime down in their respective cities.  I mean Troy is #5, while the D is #370. Subnote: I guess we know why the Tigers really lo...]]> Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=299 SEGMENT ONE (highlight video montage; voiceover by MARK GREEN) MG: The halfway point of the season has been reached, and the Fantasy Football Fever's twelve armies of gladiators continue to stake their claims... some more than others. Among these fierce combatants, two hav...]]> Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=300 Anonymous Coward: I just wanted to bring up the fact that Coach Townsend sent Mandy and  Candy to spend some 'quality time' with Coach C-Deezy.  I know for a fact that those  'cheerleaders' are not 'girls.'  Let me take you back to a time of Coach Young when h...]]> Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=298 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies dropped another game on the road, this one to the Tom Wopat Fan Club. Fan C...]]> Sat, 28 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=297 CrazyJim1: Clearly we've been winning because of Hasselbeck.  From the news reports he'll be out for at least 3 weeks.  You...]]> Thu, 26 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=295 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=291 CR: Ahem. Thank you all for waiting. Before ...]]> Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=290 SEGMENT ONE (voiceover by MARK GREEN) MG: Gas Construction... led by Coach B-Dub Wislocki, this 3-and-3 team already has erased much of the disappointment of last season. Yet, Gas Construction is winless on the road, as it begins a three-game road trip that will take the team ...]]> Sun, 22 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=289 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies were soundly defeated in Dundee, giving up four touchdowns to LaDainian Toml...]]> Sat, 21 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=288 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=287 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with live shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE outside of Dolphin Stadium.  several tailgate parties are happening in the background.  fans are wearing several warm layers of clothing; think Green Bay.) JR:  Welcome to the Y!SN Fan...]]> Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=286 Dude, you need to stop it already with the DUI's and touching small boys.  Really ! Story can be found here http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=...]]> Thu, 12 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=283 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies picked up their third win of the season by defeating the Flint Bullets... bu...]]> Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=284 Marlette, MI. - Daunte Culpepper showed plenty of mobility Wednesday when it came to sidestepping talk of the argument he had with -1 Insighful coach Steve Mariucci during practice last week. “If you all really have got to know, would you all believe that really we were talking about the...]]> Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=285 *LOST opens with KATE walking through the jungle franticly.  She slips and falls down.  The camera pans 180 degrees so we can see what Kate was running from.  It is the black smoke.  The camera cuts back to Kate who looks frightened.* Kate: No stay away ! Oh God ! Wha…...]]> Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=281 Post Game with Coach Mooch. Mooch: ... Reporter 1: Sam Poly, Marlette Recordewr, after yet another loss today and the ongoing Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=278 CR: Hold on, hold on. I know you all have questions, and I promise to answer as many of them as I can, but first, allow me to rea...]]> Fri, 06 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=277 *Daina Lewis from Action News 7 Detroit breaks into Dancing With the Stars to bring us a live webcast already in progress* Diana Lewis: Action News 7 Detroit brings you breaking new of Coach Steve Mariucci's response to what he calls "urban city ball that is the Deezy fa Sheezies." Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=276 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies finally got the monkey off their backs, handing -1 Insightful a 138-to-90 lo...]]> Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=275 BREAKING NEWS ANNOUNCER: We now go to Joe Russell and Dexter Kyle with this late-breaking news. JR: Let's go directly to Lamarr Saunders, who's standing by live in Cooter County. Take it away, Lamarr. (cut to live video feed of LAMARR SAUNDERS) ...]]> Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=274 SEGMENT ONE (voiceover by MARK GREEN) MG: The winningest coach in FFF history, Coach Townsend, has once again led the Dundee Dolphinz to a 3-and-oh start. Led by last year's Most Valuable Player and the number one draft pick, LaDanian Tomlinson, the Dolphinz have racked up win...]]> Sun, 01 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=273 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=272 Chat: Mooch hits back. Mod: Thank you  for joining us today. We have The Mooch sitting down with us.  I'll turn this over to him now. Mooch: I'm only going to comment about what Coach Deezy said… rapped… whatever… is that it was hurtful and I'm not sure I like him as a p...]]> Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=270 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies came up short again on Sunday... losing on the road to V!AGR_Az, 115-to-94....]]> Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=271 DEEZIES SPORTS LIMITED FILES GRIEVANCE WITH FFF LEAGUE OFFICE Police raid interrupts broadcast of "The Deezies Afterparty" September 27, 2006--Deezies Sports Limited (DSL) has filed a grievance with Fantasy Football Fever league officials regarding a police raid that...]]> Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=269 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with live shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE outside of Dolphin Stadium) JR: Welcome to the Y!SN Fantasy Football Fever Weekly Report! Dexter Kyle and I are broadcasting live from Dundee, the site of this week's Smokehouse Blues Memphis BBQ M...]]> Sun, 24 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=268 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. On Sunday, the Deezies lost their first game of the season, dropping a 116-103 decisio...]]> Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=267 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with live shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE in front of Jack Potato Field in Munger, MI. behind them are several townsfolk, in various stages of intoxication, trying to tear down a beer tent) JR: Welcome to another week of exciting FFF actio...]]> Sun, 17 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=266 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. On Sunday, the Deezies kicked off their season with a decisive win over the Tin Indian...]]> Tue, 12 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=265 For the first time since January 2, 2000 I was on the sideline of a National Football League game this afternoon, when I covered the Lions-Seahawks game at Ford Field. A lot has changed since that Packers-Cardinals game at Lambeau Field all those years ago. Notably, those of us who work in local ...]]> Mon, 11 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=264 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with studio shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE) JR:  Welcome to the beginning of yet another season of exciting FFF action!  I'm Joe Russell, along with my co-host Dexter Kyle.  It all begins with our Marquee Match-Up of the...]]> Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=262 OPENING TEASER (cue instrumental - 50 Cent, "In Da Club") TJ:  This is the Deezies Afterparty!  Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies as they begin their quest for the Fantasy Football Fever champions...]]> Tue, 05 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=260 Year 3, preseason The Ventura County Happy People's bus breaks down in western Colorado, inexplicably stranding the team for the year. The franchise takes the name Clifton Smitties to reflect their new location. The Dundee Dolphins sell their second franchise back to th...]]> Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=261 SEGMENT ONE (slowly rotating wide shot of empty football stadium. background music is generic "sturm und drang" style) ANNOUNCER (voice-over): Seasons change... (quick shot from championship game of LaDainian Tomlinson leaping into T.J. Houshmandzadeh' arms, then back t...]]> Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=259 For about 20 minutes tonight, TNA had to halt their PPV due to a small fire that occurred during the PPV. It appeared that some of the Pyros during the event cause the fire.   Mon, 14 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=258 Tickets are still available through the Resch Center box office at Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=257 CW Anderson's new official ring name is Christopher W. Anderson. I was told by sources that the name change was a decision made by WWE officials to keep CW from having the same name as Smackdown's new...]]> Wed, 02 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=254 A haiku: Eating all day long Sits around watching Oprah My girlfriend is fat ...]]> Fri, 28 Jul 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=252 http://www.wgtndailynews.com/articles/2006/06/22/sports/sports2.txt   Nate Cornejo finishes his major league career as a TIGER!!!! HA HA Wed, 12 Jul 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=251 Stamford Advocate newspaper that WWE has joined forces with Steve and Barry's University Sportswear, a New York-based national retail chain, to introduce the product line this fall. Popular items such as tees, sweatshirts and headwear will be sold and will sport th...]]> Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=250 In case you didn't hear...the two biggest stars on ECW got busted for drugs and it's apparent that the end is beginning as RVD lost his first title tonight:   Pro wrestlers caught with drugs in Ohio THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tue, 04 Jul 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=249 DK: The Fantasy Football Fever owners' meeting concluded earlier this week and, as expected, the league voted to add two new franchises beginning with the 2006 season. While the owners also approved some...]]> Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=248 - C-Deezy...]]> Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=247 ECW. When Spike, Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=243 ...]]> Sun, 16 Apr 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=242 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=241 Reports: Spears' Son Fell From High Chair MALIBU, Calif. - Child welfare officials and a sheriff's deputy visited     Britney Spears' home because her infant son was accidentally dropped from a high chair, People Magazine and the Los Angeles Times repo...]]> Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=240 Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=239 Edit by Crashnet: The word 'kick' was replaced with 'kiss' Thank you.     Hmmmm....mesthinks Justin is scared.... Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=238 http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/50330/...]]> Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=237 Our good friend Jody has asked Sandy to marry him... and she said yes. So we here would like to wish you well... and don't forget to invite us :) More to come when I know more... I finally get Jody set up on here. ...]]> Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=236 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=235 Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=234 He would like to know if anyone wants to go to the cubbies opening day game? ...]]> Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=233 8:00- We start with the opening skit which revolves around Jon Stewart being the last choice of anyone to host. Billy Crystal and Chris Rock show up in a tent, one of two gay jokes in the first two minutes. 8:01- Our host reminds us that he was in "Death to Smoochy." Is Hollywood regretti...]]> Sun, 05 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=232 In case you haven't heard...and some of you may not have...I have accepted, and been a part of WIDL-92.1FM "The Coyote" for a week now as their main afternoon disc jockey. So yes, Spike Chiquet has free use of the airwaves from 3-7 pm everyday. This week is just a test run as I keep addin...]]> Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=231 Just hit play !...]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=229 http://saynotometro.com/   For all of you sort-a homos...SAY NO TO METRO! Enjoy, I know one sports anchor that needs to check this site out! ...]]> Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=230 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=228 Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=227 Tue, 10 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=226 Mr. Millen and Mr. Fords, I am interested in the new head coaching position. I play a lot of Madden, and I think I'd make a great coach. When it's 3rd and 7, I don't call a 6 yd out play, trapping my receivers on the side lines. In Madden I have turned the Lions into a true ...]]> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=225 Justin is a wonderful man and a credit to the human race. Why? Because he has provided me with a great extended cable package and since he is never around I am king of the remote. So in between viewings of indy films on Sundance and "Bad Girls" (the only show where you root for a prison rape to o...]]> Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=224 Saw King Kong today, and damn it, I was dazzled.  The visuals were amazing and once the first boring blah bla...]]> Wed, 14 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=222 On October 21st, I took my youth group to Knott's Scary Farm for the Halloween Haunt.  Besides one of my kids getting scared and going home before we even entered the park, it was a pretty uneventful night...That is until we went to see "Hack," the improve show. the show was o.k. it ...]]> Sat, 10 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=223 Alas, there is no more Latino Heat in the company formerly known as the WWF.  On Sunday, November 13th, Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room.  By the next night, the cause of death has yet to be determined, but my money was on a heart atack enduced by a combination of Alcohol...]]> Sat, 10 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=221 Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=220 Wow...every off-season I actually feel something resembling hope for the Detroit Tigers to get their feces together, and bring in a few cool new free agent players that might actually lead them into finishing a game above .500 for the first time in approximately 147 years.  So it is wit...]]> Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=219 The quad firings of Detroit coaches are finally complete it looks like, keep in mind this hasn't been confirmed yet...   Sources have told FOXSports.com that after much speculation and deliberation, the Lions have fired head coach Steve Mariucci. The same sources sai...]]> Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=217 Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. Love- When intercourse is called making love. Lust- When intercourse in called screwing. Marriage- When intercourse is...]]> Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=218 Honestly people, I'm not Clint. I don't know all about the life of Eddie Guerrero (1967-2005). But I can say that I think that losing Eddie Guerrero sucks.He seemed like a fun guy.But ...]]> Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=215 Ari Fliesher and Coach Sims walk to the podium. Coach Sims has a big smile, Ari would be smiling if he were physically capable of showing emotion. CS- Ladies and gentlemen, I have a big announcement to make. The Smitties have come to an agreement with our former spokesperson Kane West. . ...]]> Sat, 12 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=213 We can hear "I Run New York." by 50 cent  blaring in the background.  After the song finishes Coach Young enters wearing only a feather-boa. CY: Let us get right to the questions... R1: Coach, my sources tell me that the CPD had you in t...]]> Thu, 10 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=214 I am writing this tonight, for by Saturday evening I shall be basking in the glow of the warm topical sun, on the island of Oahu in Hawai'i.  Surveying the beaches for that poor islander girl who can not afford enough material to keep herself covered while basking in the sun. I invit...]]> Thu, 10 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=212 As some of you may or may not know, over the last few years me and my siblings have been trudging through legal channels so we can sell my mother's house and finally move on with our lives. During the summer, all of the legal hassle got cleared up, and it was time to move full-speed ahead and sel...]]> Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=210 Well I don't like to just rip off what I see on the Internet, unless it was for school work back in the day... not saying that I cheated, I'm just saying that I did some "creative learning" as I used to call it.  Any how I found this littl write up on this d...]]> Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=211 COACH DEEZY walks in carrying a talking "50 Cent" doll. No one is paying attention to him.) CD: Yo, let's see how this thing works. (CD pulls the doll's string and it ...]]> Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=208 This is because my lazy ass hasn't posted anything in a long time... try this one out. Pregnancy Q & A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right...]]> Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=209 *CEO J.D. Young takes the stage.* JDY: Coach Young wanted to be here with you today to express how BigPerv lost to *shudders* the Tom Wopat Fan Club.  However he is being questioned down in Charlotte on what exactly he knows about Daunte Culpepper's "sprained right k...]]> Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=207 Some random thoughts about a bunch of useless sports stuff...(i'm bored at work and no one else is here) So it turns out the World Series was the lowest rated series in the history of the universe...even lower than that thrilling Rockford Peaches/Toledo Mudhens classic from 1964.  I ...]]> Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=206 *background music of Ludacris's "Pimpin' All Over The World" as Donald Trump steps up to the podium* DT: Soon Coach Young will come out to speak to you but first I would like to say "You're Fired" haha, oh that was good fun.  Now when Coach Young comes out he'll say a few...]]> Tue, 25 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=205 *We see Coach Young standing there with Marvin Harrison* Random Sideline Reporter: Coach, you pretty guaranteed a victory today, yet you lost, your comment? CY:  Listen up Light Foot, I needed to do something to spark my team.  They...]]> Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=203 REPORTER- Uh, Coach, game's not over yet. CS- Yeah, but I've got a 7 point lead. That's downright insurmountable, especially with this defense. REPORTER- It wou...]]> Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=204 Some Chump from TV25: Here with TV 25, Live !  Mr. Old, can you tell me how you lost this basketball game? Coach Young: Mr. Old? TW: Sorry, Coach Old, how did you lose this thing? CY: Thing? Old? Bask...]]> Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=197 SEGMENT ONE ANNOUNCER: And now... the Y!SN Fantasy Football Fever Post-Game Show... with your hosts, Joe Russell and Dexter Kyle. JR: Welcome everyone to Saginaw, where Team Swamp Balls has defeated the Deezies fa Sheezies in a rematch of last year's championship gam...]]> Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=198 SEGMENT ONE (Standard opening package. Switch to wide studio shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE. Also in the shot is LAMARR SAUNDERS, who is sitting in BART TURNER's old spot.) JR: And welcome fans to another exciting edition of the Fantasy Football Fever Pre-Game Sh...]]> Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=199 SEGMENT ONE ANNOUNCER: And now... the Y!SN Fantasy Football Fever Post-Game Show... with your hosts, Joe Russell and Dexter Kyle. JR: Another Marquee Match-Up is in the books, and it's another win for the Dundee Dolphins. I'm Joe Russell here with Dexter Kyle, wrapp...]]> Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=196 CEO J.D. Young: I'll just jump right into questions ... Yes, John... John: Sir, Coach Young's team seems to be improving week after week, but again they fall short.  Do you think it's time for the front office to step in? JDY...]]> Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=195 Saturday night I caught a concert from Nine Inch Nails and Queens of the Stone Age at the Hollywood Bowl. Fucking great show, Queens was really good live, and even performed a song that doesn't appear on any of their albums, a nice little ditty called 'The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died.' There...]]> Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=194 Hey guys, be sure to get your resumes in...especially you Foley! From the AP this morning: DETROIT (AP) -- Manager Alan Trammell was fired Monday by the Detroit Tigers, one day after the team finished 28 games out of first place...]]> Mon, 03 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=192 SEGMENT ONE Announcer: And now, the Y!SN Fantasy Football Fever Post-Game Show... with your hosts, Joe Russell and Dexter Kyle. JR: Hello, sports fans! Joe Russell here with Dexter Kyle, ready to bring you scores and highlights from around the league, starting with t...]]> Sun, 25 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=193 SEGMENT ONE (Standard opening package) (Aerial shot of SAGINAW...]]> Sun, 25 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=191 Wed, 21 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=190 The new season of Fantasy WWE starts on October 10. It's still free to play, and now they're even giving away crap for playing. For those that played last season (where I came in second to the Darryl Cross Red Tags, damn it!), it's the same league name...]]> Tue, 20 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=189 SEGMENT ONE (opening credits, end with studio shot of JOE RUSSELL and DEXTER KYLE) JR: ...and welcome to the first Y!SN Fantasy Football Fever Pre-Game Show ...]]> Sun, 18 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=188 CD (almost shouting): Hey, HEY! Can y'all hear me all the w...]]> Wed, 14 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=187 SEGMENT ONE (slowly rotating wide shot of empty football stadium. background music is generic 'sturm und drang' style) ANNOUNCER (voice-over): Seasons chan...]]> Sun, 11 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=182 Thu, 08 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=177 COACH SIMS: Good afternoon kids. I know we are in the middle of nowhere and it's very hot, but just let me know if you need a drink and. . . .oh, wait. . .I've just been informed the 23 cases of bottled water we set aside for the press conf...]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=178 Coach Sims: Well, in light of the poor turnout at last week's press conference, I have made a slight change. We will turn things over to our new director of media relations, Kanye West. Kanye: Hello, thank you all for showing up today. We feel we have a good chance at putting a competitiv...]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=179 Coach Young -We have a very talented team this year.  Take a look at those asses and the way they shake their pom-poms, God they are hot. -Oh yes it was a coup to get Harrison, and as far as I can tell, he hates it here in Marlette.  That should...]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=176 Kelly Johnson Memorial Field is destroyed in a freak blizzard, forcing the Sawyer Pilots to relocate to California. The team is renamed the Ojai Suicide Squad to reflect the change in scenery. The Beef-A-Roo Lions are sold and the team moves to Saginaw to become Team S...]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=174 Marlette, MI (Christian Science Monitor) - When Coach Young was asked about his draft picks this year this is what he had to say. 'My picks were inspired by God himself.' When asked to elaborate what he meant by that he stated something what could only be described as blasphemous language, 'Well ...]]> Fri, 02 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=175 CD: Yo, yo, yo, YO! Let's get this party started! I gots some Cris chillin' at the crib cuz that's how we do! Yo, what you got, yo? REPORTER 1: C-Deezy... ...]]> Fri, 02 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=173 The Tom Wopat Appreciation League folds after California United Natural Turf Sports pulls its funding. Five of the former franchise owners decide to start a new league, Fantasy Football Fever, adding new franchises in Marquette, Marlette, Ann Arbor, and two other locations. ...]]> Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=171 http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/24/music.ozzfest.reut/index.html Iron Maiden manager: Ozzfest group 'vile' Condemns group who threw lighters and eggs at band The British ...]]> Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=169 Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=170 Just my luck, Undertaker is wrestling tonight -- it's his 14th straight Summer Slam, although it feels like it's his 1,400th. I'd rather watch the Chyna-XPac sex tape on a 200-foot plasma TV than see the Undertaker wrestle again. -Bill Simmons (ESPN) ...]]> Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=166 I'm sure y'all noticed that it was a crisp, cool 65 degress today, so you know that got me thinking about one thing and one thing only...FALL BABY!!  The undisputed king of all seasons, the annual autumn wonders will soon be upon us all, and it cannot get here fast enough for this loser, I'l...]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=167 What to watch on TV this summer:   Veronica Mars re-runs...   What to watch this fall:   Veronica Mars   I may have converted Carson, Eric's iffy on it, but Kristen Bell (Veronica...]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=165 another hash, this time on the streets of Ann Arbor. For those that don't remember, a hash is essentially Fri, 19 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=163 Hey guys, I hate doing this spam sort of stuff, but Century Media really needs some help. Yahoo Music is doing a heavy metal edition of their 'Dig It or Dis It' section. Basically, they take five music videos, and visitors pick their favorite music video. Rev. Justin D. Young: ... to the Lord our God, Amen. *Walks off stage* *Moments later* CEO JD Young:  Well folks lets get right down to it.  I'm sure you are wondering why we called this press conference today. Reporter 1: *shouts*  Could it be that the seas...]]> Thu, 18 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=162 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=161 A guy named Julius Thompson held police at bay for 20 hours this week. I was there for 12 of them. We set up in a liquor store parking lot about a half mile away alongside everyone who lived nearby and everyone they could reach on their cellphone. They saw it as the biggest party of the week, tel...]]> Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=160 “who wants some butt sex?” has finally been answered... ...by Crashnet. What, you ...]]> Fri, 05 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=159 By pure coincidence two movies from my Netlfix list that arrived yesterday touch on the same theme. However, one was far, far better than the other. The first was 'Primer,' a sci-fi movie with no special effects. I didn't say bad special effects, I said none, nada, zero. It tackles the su...]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=158 So, here I sit filling out the online employment form for ShopKo. This online form is a freaking joke, for example: Page 1 - Do you consent to having a background check performed on you? (Yes/No) Page 2 - Are you sure that it's ok...]]> Wed, 03 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=157 http://www.nauticaltech.com/~josh/greenoasis/   Check out this great remix video of Green Day and Oasis... ...]]> Thu, 28 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=156 The Associated Press 2:02 p.m. ET July 23, 2005 SHARM EL-SHEIK, Egypt - The early morning attacks, Egypt's deadliest terror hit ever, came just two days after the latest strikes in London and sent an already jittery world reeling again. ------------------------------------------...]]> Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=155 PTC:   I read this quote today:   'I tip my cap to that first step of showing responsibility,' said Tim Winter, the council's executive director. 'Phase two needs to be absolutely getting to the bottom of this coding issue. How did it get into that game? How did it get past...]]> Thu, 21 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=154 Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=153 When I checked in for my flight online, it said that the flight was overbooked and they would need volunteers. So, in hopes of getting bumped and earning a flight voucher, I arrived at the airport three hours early for my flight. When the gate attendant finally showed up almost two hou...]]> Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=152 Tue, 12 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=151 There's no way that I can properly follow up my post on the recent WWE releases in light of Now I'...]]> Sun, 10 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=150 Ok, so I have been here now for about a week.  And I have learned that Michigan drivers aren't as crazy as everyone thinks.  My first experience with Connecticut drives was on CT 15/5 and the speed limit was 40 mph; everyone was driving about 70mph.  Then they also for some reason ...]]> Sun, 10 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=148 As some of you may have heard earlier in the week, I, 'Mr. Excitement C.W. Mayher', have been released from World Wrestling Entertainment after a four-year stint. I just want to thank everyone who has wished me well. The last couple of years have been kind of stressful. Things went well a...]]> Sat, 09 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=146 Steve & Barry's loca...]]> Fri, 08 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=147 I know it's been a pattern on here for me to complain about the music scene these days, or lack thereof, but I was thinking this morning during my daily uncontrollable crying session that there's actually been a lot of great music released so fa...]]> Fri, 08 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=145 By now those of you that would of read this, know that I initiated probably the worst violation of my friend Jennifer. Every year or so I pull a bonehead thing with her and get into trouble.  It is never really bad trouble, just the stuff that I can usually just do a shuck and jive, and...]]> Thu, 07 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=143 So the IOC totally fucked up this morning. Going into this selection process I looked at the candidates and thought, 'hmm, I may have save up some cash and take a trip to the 2012 Summer games. I've always wanted to visit New York, I've heard good things about both Moscow and Madrid, and I really...]]> Thu, 07 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=144 am surprised by some of the specific cuts. Thu, 07 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=141 So MTV couldn't possibly screw up footage of an all-day concert, right?  RIGHT? I had nothing to do yesterday...shocking I know...so I decided to watch a little of Live 8, a ginormous series of concerts around the world to promote awareness of hunger in Africa, as well as hunger...]]> Sun, 03 Jul 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=139 pimp-ke first made us aware of the possibility of Northern re-starting its baseball program, I've wondered just how a university faced with the poss...]]> Mon, 27 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=138 Hey everybody, some of you may or may not know that I have been enrolled at the University of Southern California for the last two years. Well, the pain and suffering is finally over, as a couple weeks ago I received confirmation from the registrar's office that my degree has been confirmed...]]> Fri, 24 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=137 . . .and the live truck aint coming back. Last week some major storms hit the area and I went out in the field with one of our reporters to chase them around and look for any damage. After a couple hours of this we thought it might be a good idea to feed some of this video back, so we pulled over...]]> Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=136 Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=135 Et tu LordLonely? Or how to fail as a wingman, lesson 101. Justin and Rob decide to grace myself with a trip down into downtown Pontiac for the 2nd annual Pimp's n Hoes festival at the Mill street bar.  I thought they were joking about that, but sure enough people were dressed as pim...]]> Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=133 Wed, 08 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=132 Say hello to your back-to-back Eastern Conference Champs: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=131 Yes, step right up folks. Charter fishing is back in Clarkston, MI, available directly from LordLonely tours. You too can go fishing in a glorious weekend (weekdays by appointment only) on the fabulous Greens Lake river system. What do I get for coming you ask?  Why the full use of a...]]> Sun, 05 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=129 One of the fun perks with my job is that every now and then, I get invited to a party that will have an open bar as part of its attractions. The words 'open bar' are simultaneously two of the greatest words in the English language, and two of the most dangerous words in the English language. Free...]]> Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=130       ...]]> Sun, 29 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=126 So yeah, I saw Star Wars III and I cannot seen to figure out where some of the die hard fans are coming from saying this is the greatest movie since Empire Strikes Back. First of all, sure, the special effects were nice, especially the lava battle, but there's more to life than special effects ki...]]> Thu, 26 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=122 This might be the dumbest thing ever asked on this legendary website, but did anyone watch the Tigers' game last night?  If so, I have a question, especially directed at Sicotte and Ingles, whom you may know as members of the baseball elite.  (I used to be in the b.e. but once I got up ...]]> Wed, 25 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=125 RING....RING me:hello? other voice:so whats the deal? I was going to invite you to lunch with us today, but you go off and make me so upset. me:(cringing)about what? other voice: Jello? so I have a fat ass or...]]> Wed, 25 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=124 Wed, 25 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=121 Ok, just a quicky story about how crashnet's sister drug me along on a shopping trip. Now Crash's sister, 'Jello' (name changed to protect her identity) talked me into a gamework video game session in GreatLakes Mall.  After thoughorly getting my arse handed to me enough time on thos...]]> Tue, 24 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=120 A couple of weeks ago I went to Cleveland for the Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles Metalfest, sponsored by Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles Magazine. Every year at all of the various metal festivals in the states we have a merchandise booth, and I was selected to work at this one. Working these fes...]]> Sat, 21 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=119 I just heard a funny story on Sports Radio 1130 WDFN about the Pistons/Pacers game last night: According to a Pistons insider who writes for the Detroit News, as the Pistons were leaving the arena last night around 11:30, a black Escalade plows into the parking lot, almost runs over a few...]]> Fri, 20 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=117 So this weird thing happened to me at work this afternoon...I've been feeling a little woozy and my stomach has been hurting all day, so I finally had to go take care of some bizness...and I usually hate doing that sort of thing at work.  So anyway, without getting too specific, I go in ther...]]> Wed, 18 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=118 Long, long ago, in a town far, far away.... My brother got married finally, up in Bay City, Michigan. Nice wedding, nice time, relatives I do not get along with, all the things that make a wedding, well a wedding.  Except for one thing.  A severe drought of single women at this ...]]> Wed, 18 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=116 Every once in a while in this job you do something that reminds you why you went into this line of work. This was one of those days for me. I went down to Auburn Hills to a Pistons practice. You drive to a remote building across the parking lot from the Palace and sit a room with dozens of intern...]]> Tue, 17 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=115 Good freaking grief! Ask for a damn account, get one made and spend 2 hours trying to remember what the hell I submitted. Pretty soon I am going to have to stick everything on some sort of newfangled electromagnetic storage device that will crap out, screwing me over even more, cause I c...]]> Sun, 15 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=113 Fri, 13 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=109 No rant here, no sarcasm here, and definitely no humor here. Chris Candido passed away earlier tonight at the age of 33. For those of you that don't know who he is, Candido was a wrestler in the WWF in the mid-90s under the name Skip of the Bodydonnas, and in ECW in the late 90s under his...]]> Fri, 29 Apr 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=108 A couple weeks ago, Mr. Excitement took part in many fun activities during the weekend of Wrestlemania. My friend Dan came out for the week, and much excitement ensued. Here's the full rundown. THURSDAY - I take a bus from work to the airport to pick up our rental car for the week. Due to...]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=104 Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=102 Fast forward to the end of the night.  Yes folks I actually said this to a stripper: 'I don't need props, I need a Blow Job!' So how did we get to that point?  Let me explain.... Earlier that night... Happy Birthday to me! So Eric ( Tue, 05 Apr 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=101 Mott College in Flint, MI is bringing back the Ballanger Lecture Series, a series that hopes to bring in major speakers from a wide variety of areas of expertise. It was part of the cultural landscape for many years before the plug was pulled in the mid 80's. They're first speaker in the revived ...]]> Tue, 05 Apr 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=99 Alright, I just got done reading a few articles about current television programs that may not survive this season.  Stuff like this is always discussed around this time, as the networks get ready to shove their awesome mid-season replacements that we all love so much down our throats. ...]]> Fri, 01 Apr 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=98 So last night was the big Pornography Debate between anti-porn activist Susan Cole and average joe hero Ron Jeremy.  I went to the show with Katie.  It was sold out, people were being turned away at the door, and some students who had extra tickets were even scapling them.  Scalpin...]]> Wed, 23 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=97 As many of you may know, I am currently pursuing my master's at USC (Go Trojans!). One of my classes is a course called 'Interpreting Popular Culture'. It's a pretty interesting class, the prof is really enthusiastic about the material, and is heavily invested in the academic side of things. ...]]> Sun, 20 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=96 'It's the most wonderful time of the year!' Just be grateful you can't hear me sing. The tournament is here and all is right with the world, even if my brackets are toast already. We did have a couple upsets. Most notably Bucknell becoming the first Patriot League representative t...]]> Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=95 So it's been about 2 1/2 years since i last watched wrestling.  (Note the correlation between my wrestling absence and the number of years i've been out of college).  The reason I have come back to the WWF is because I am going to Wrestlemania 21 at ...]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=94 So I was hanging out on a messageboard tonight... and I saw this posted (which is obviously a e-mail joke) Lasy asses. 1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm ...]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=93 Tonight was the last episode of NYPD Blue, which leads to the inevitable comparisons to other last episodes ever. I felt the episode did what every series finale has to do, it wrapped up the series and gave viewers a sense of what it was all about. Once orriginal star David Caruso left the show t...]]> Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=92 The first ever WEYI-TV 'Brand Ambassador'. So do you get a crown or a sash with that title...maybe some cash...oh wait, we don't have any of that there. Also, in a strange turn of events. I will now become the only LIVE sports anchor on any Mid-Michigan morning show. I start Monday....]]> Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=90 Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=91 So as soon as I heard that ole Paris Hiltons phone was hijacked...I knew I needed a looksey. The girl doesn't disapoint. Mostly boring girl stuff on her notebook, but a few nice topless shots (not like we've never seen the twins, but still, free boobies) and one of her making out with a girl. A...]]> Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=89 Our local UHL team, the Flint Generals got in on the act of signing NHL players, tonight introducing Jason Woolley (who spent the last two seasons with the Red Wings after spending most of his career in Buffalo). Well, our Sports Director Marc Jacobson had the idea of sending me down to the arena...]]> Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=88 Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=87 No one remembers the true reason for the season anymore. You'd think there'd be some tradition minded sap out there who would gather seven enemies of the Capone outfit in a Chicago parking garage and shoot them, but no. Today it's all chocolate and roses, and if you're a single guy like me, there...]]> Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=86 Yeah, it's been a while since I posted last, but I've been incredibly busy these last few months. Between working full-time at a record label, going to school, and lying around watching wrestling tapes, I just haven't had the ambition to do much posting this past...]]> Sun, 13 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=85 So now that the season is dead for sure...(like there was any chance it would magically pop up like Taker does)...the pros are coming down to play for the minors. This happened locally when the Motor City Mechanics of the UHL signed Chris Draper, Derian Hatcher and Chris Chelios on Tues. ...]]> Fri, 04 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=84 reached legal age, leaving some people saddened at their loss of adolescence while giving William ...]]> Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=83 To those protesters that ... Well, you'll know who I'm talking about as you read this... I'm a firm believer in the First Amendment.. I need to be clear on that before this rant. You can rant and rave about how much you hate the current gov't. I'll still call you an American. ...]]> Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=81 The good news is that I now have a real, permanent job with benefits, which is something that I haven't had since just before college. With steady income I can plan for my future. Of course, at my advanced (ahem!) age, there's not much future left, but what the hell, right? I've deve...]]> Sun, 16 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=80 You can now start to see my smiling face every other weekend on NewsCenter 25! Woooo. So I found out Thursday that my schedule has been altered so that I will be able to officially anchor sports on Saturdays. Now right now it's every other weekend (I have to SHARE! Bah!), but I ...]]> Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=79 So let's review the past few days shall we? Tuesday morning:  6 inches of snow, turning to freezing rain.  I got stuck in my driveway for three hours and eventually made it into work around noon. Wednesday morning:  Massive rainfall, even more difficult to drive thr...]]> Thu, 13 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=78 WANTED: A good paying job not in the Broadcasting field. Thankfully, my major here at NMU is Construction Management. This opens up a wide range more in jobs than my Broadcasting brethren. Being in the Engineering and Planning department on campus has allowed me to get the most experi...]]> Tue, 04 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=77 So I keep seeing all the tsunami video from places all around the Indian Ocean, Kenya, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, everywhere, and in every piece of video there are people just milling about on the beach. Now, when a tsunami has just wiped out tens of thousands of people, is that where you want to be? ...]]> Wed, 29 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=76 So, because of Carson... I started checking out some singl...]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=75 So I've spent the last five hours surfing personals sites... No, really, it's not like that. See, the thing is that most of that time has been spent on one site. Eh, I should back up here. I'd been dating this one girl for nearly a year. I really did think she w...]]> Sun, 05 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=74 So I found this on the AP wire.  People wonder why I don't think this world is in a good intellectual place.  Sure you can chalk this up to my Thu, 02 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=73 The FCC is looking in to the ABC-MNF... and they are going to fine them because? Oh yeah people are bitching.  The FCC does nothing unless people complain... These are same people that watch soaps with their 6 y/o child, before dropping them off to kindergarten.  These a...]]> Thu, 18 Nov 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=72 Alright, so I got my absentee ballot in the mail, filled it out, and mailed it back.  Time for you to decide who should lead this great country... but if you still don't know if you should bother with voting, go to: www.votergasm.org Wed, 27 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=71 I don't know if anyone caught Saturday Night Live last night, but if not you missed an all-time classic musical performance by Ashlee Simpson.  Ashlee of course is the sister of Jessica Simpson, and according to MTV we all have to care about Ashlee's desire to r...]]> Sun, 24 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=70 I got a mass fwd e-mail joke from an occasion poster on this site. The joke is 'John Kerry's resume' listing things Republicans think the junior Senator from Massechusetts has done, most of which is untrue. But that doesn't stop this from making the rounds, because as we all saw from both side in...]]> Fri, 22 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=69 Tue, 12 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=68 I took this, and it once again reinforced what I already knew about my political leanings. Try it and remember to vote   http://www.self-gov.org/quiz.html   If you don't know where to...]]> Thu, 07 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=66 This is what I got out of the debate, which is pretty much along the lines of Justin and Rob: Kerry:  'The President's WRONG!  Everything is WRONG!  I'm RIGHT!  I'll make it better!  He made it worse!  Blah Blah Blah!' Bush:  'Uhh...umm...(looks ...]]> Fri, 01 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=67 Alright, I picked a category!  Uhh...well I guess I'd better write about something to make this worth it to the faithful readers (both of you)  Okay, I spent alot of time with a couple of things this past week and I now have formed the following opinions: 1.  'Freaks and Ge...]]> Fri, 01 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=65 There you go folks, Rob and I talking about he debates on 9-30-04, I of course am OICrashnet and Rob is then obviously IMa...]]> Thu, 30 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=64 My best friend died today. Her name was Zoe and she was a 13 year old black lab-German shepherd mix. She came into our lives just before her first birthday back in 1992. She had lived with another family for the first few months of her life, but was sent away after eating a birthday cake. She mov...]]> Wed, 29 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=63 Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=62 Just a couple of items from the 'things that are annoying the bloody hell out of me' catalog: I'm sure a few of you have experienced the joy that is travelling on US23, especially during the summer construction projects that seem to last until February of the next year.  We're all us...]]> Thu, 23 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=61 Take all the Emmy winners from last night. You know how many air on broadcast TV? A grand total of FIVE. Yep, five, and that includes The Practice and Frasier which are no longer on the air. Network shows still on the air that won were Arrested Development which is a great show and needs to find ...]]> Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=60 HI, MY NAME IS MR. EXCITEMENT AND I REALLY WANNA DO YOU!!! Now, I've done a lot of stupid shit while drunk. I've bashed my head into a dorm wall until I drew blood, I've wished date rape on a complete stranger, I've come out of a blackout wandering around behind the Superior Dome at 5AM wea...]]> Sun, 12 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=59 So we had a story on Taser guns today. Those are always fun stories to see on TV because they always feature decent people getting jolted out of their socks. I had to edit this story and my producer called for Nats up, in other words, to hear what's happening on the video. Well, that's all well a...]]> Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=58 I would like to thank John Kerry for talking about the failure of President Bush to fight for the renewal on a ban on assault weapons.   I think it's a great move for Kerry, a Senator for those of you that have forgotten; to point out that President Bush, who is not a congressman, is no...]]> Fri, 10 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=55 It's being reported that Ken Jennings has finally lost on Jeopardy. He finishes with 74 days of winnning and near 2.5 million dollars total.   I have to admit, I am sort of a junkie to this Jennings-following...the guy's FREAKIN awesome! Some people say he's just go...]]> Thu, 09 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=56 Two canibals are eating a clown...the one looks at the other and says?   'Does yous taste funny?'   *Dumb joke brought to you because the circus is in town in Saginaw this weekend* ...]]> Thu, 09 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=57 There's no way in hell that the Spartans will score that much more than CMU!!!   If I had money to burn, which I don't since I am flying to Wilmington, NC to look for work next Tuesday...I would drop mucho dinero on the spread and that the Chips will cover. <...]]> Thu, 09 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=54 So I show up at work today and one of the stories I have to edit involves GW Bush going on a tirade about lawyers. He says this. . . 'Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.' That'...]]> Wed, 08 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=53 I seriously don't know why I bother.  Every friggin' year I tell myself to not even watch the MTV Video Music Awards.  They always suck, nothing ever happens, and it's all just rap, shameless plugs, and old women trying to stay hip by kissing younger skanks.  And yet every dam...]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=52 So they run the Olympic marathon on the final day, one of the few times the name of the event and the name of the town where it starts are the same and things are going just fine until about five miles from the end when some asshole in a wierd green and white kilt-like getup runs from the sidewal...]]> Sun, 29 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=51 Hey isn't poop amazing!   Just the other day I was reminiscing about days at NMU and working concessions stands. Well, during that time...we had some cotton candy that was over dyed ....  well i ate like 10 bags...well actually 7 ....but anyway...i was so impressed by my bodies ina...]]> Fri, 27 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=50 One little loose end from the LA trip to tie up. The wedding itself was at a very ritzy oceanside club that had valet parking. You normally associate valet parking with higher end vehicles. I drive a 1996 Ford Taurus. When we dropped by Friday evening for the rehersal, I assumed I could park the ...]]> Tue, 24 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=49 I wrote this up earlier this year just for the heck of it...it's a definite stress relief for anyone who's had to go through the fun that is sending out hundreds of resumes, only to hear back from maybe three or four places, if you're lucky.  I thought how funny it would be to actually send ...]]> Mon, 23 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=48 Do I have your attention? Good... I'm a little late on this, but a few weeks ago I had the opportunity to partake in an event that has almost become a rite of passage for heavy metal fans everywhere. I am of course, talking about Ozzfest. The last several years of the festival had se...]]> Sat, 21 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=46 What I just heard from NBC's volleyball comentator, discussing a Dutch player in the men's Netherlans-USA match who aparently had a hard serve. 'Get ready for a load, cuz it's comming at you.' Almost as good as ABC's comentary team during the NBA finals constantly refering to the ...]]> Wed, 18 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=47 11:00 PM Eastern- Tuesday, we left Justin's house on time as planned, with a cooler full of pop and bottled water, a grocery bag full of junk food, and several hundred CDs full of music. I drove through a light rain to Kalamazoo where Jim took over and drove, with just one stop for gas, until abo...]]> Wed, 18 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=45 Mon, 09 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=42 I wonder do you feel today      As I have felt since, hand in hand, We sat down on the grass, to stray      In spirit better through the land, This morn of Rome and May? For me, I touched a thought, I know,      Ha...]]> Wed, 04 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=43   Yeah I know I suck... I never post anything except for the captions, but fear not -- As soon as college gets fired back up here in about a month or so, I'll have PLENTY of time to get some good rants and raves on this site.  Until then, I'm stickin' w/ the captions. ...]]> Wed, 04 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=44 So we've been thinking that we ought to get some video of 'lifewithjustin.com presents ColdCat Goes to LA' and one of my co-drivers owns a camera which is in storage in the western UP. I contacted the guy who has it and told him I would drive to Marquette and pick it up. I made it to the mean str...]]> Wed, 04 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=41 Free iPods! http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7619149 That right there is the link, you must click on to hook me up with a free iPod, an...]]> Mon, 02 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=40 As I mentioned in my bio, I moved to Los Angeles from Michigan one year ago. The trip itself was quite the adventure. This was an email I passed around when I made it out here a year ago, so this may be review for some of you. But for those of you I am new to, or for those that are just looking t...]]> Sun, 01 Aug 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=39 So this is the first time I've posted in on of these 'web logs', apparently I'm not missing much. On for my rant... With all the hoop-la surrounding the presidential campaign, it was a nice touch to see a sitting president come visit the small city of Marquette. Considering the last sitting p...]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=38 MICHAEL MOORE, FILMMAKER: That’s fair. We’ll just stick to the issues. BILL O'REILLY, HOST: The issues… all right good. Now, one of the issues is you because you’ve been calling Bush a liar on weapons of mass destruction, the Senate Intelligence Committee...]]> Wed, 28 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=36 Alright, here is something that has been pissing me off about people in Madison Wisconsin. Other than the fact that this town is full of Yuppies. Here goes:  You pull into a parking lot in your automobile.  A person is leaving the store ...so you patiently wait for them to go ac...]]> Tue, 27 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=37 I got a chance to see a sneak preview of 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle' this past weekend and I must say I was very impressed. Instead of a buddy comedy with a couple dumb guys, they show us a couple of extremely smart pot-heads, one who is always having extra work thrown at him, and one w...]]> Tue, 27 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=34 I know that I make a lot of jokes of how bad my life sucks.  But as I sit here tonight under the stars, next to my bonfire, and typing this on a wireless high speed network; I guess I really should stop saying that.  However some may say that being alone on a Friday...]]> Fri, 23 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=35 Los Angeles. I flew out to CA for a job interview up the road in Santa Barbara. Some observations. . . .LA radio sucks. It's the number two media market in the country and they have a whopping ZERO good radio stations. Even the ones you think are promising try to shove Creed down your thr...]]> Fri, 23 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=32 This will be short and to the point. Why is it that I have to view this every single day?  Are we really trying to fill the Great Lakes up all in one summer?  *Gesh* ...]]> Wed, 21 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=33 Wed, 21 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=31 That's all I have for now, more to come later when I have time and can stay awake long enough to type. -NJK ...]]> Tue, 20 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=30 Mon, 19 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=29 Sun, 18 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=27 In old Bond films, there was always a chance the evil genius hellbent on total control over the world would come back. Well, one evil genius is making a very VERY unexpected comeback after being suposedly killed off more than a year ago. Fri, 16 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=26 So I saw 'Anchorman' over the weekend, and as a former and, if my luck changes, future TV news professional I really liked it. Like all good comedy of its ilk, it is a grain of truth blown out of proportion. Ferrell's Burgundy is egotistical and not very good, like more than one anchor I've known...]]> Wed, 14 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=16 More from the local paper. The columnist come Woden's Day is none other than the owner, Rick Rockman. Though he leans conservative, he is not afraid to call out those on his own side who misbehave. Today he suggests that Michael Moore should move to another country. I know Justin thinks I exagera...]]> Sun, 11 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=25 Fri, 09 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=23 There's this guy in South Florida named Stephen Jordi. Read all about him here. http://ap.tbo.com/ap/florida/MGBV3SJCFWD.html Now, here's a guy who was plotting to blow up abortion clinics, gay bars, and churches who preaches things he disagrees with, yet he is NOT a terrorist? An...]]> Thu, 08 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=24 Thu, 08 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=20 Before I begin, there's one sarcastic remark I have to get out of my system. Ahem. I can't believe that 'Crossing Over' guy is gonna be Vice President. We now return you to our normal program. Meanwhile, to answer a rhetorical question asked on All Things Considered this ...]]> Wed, 07 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=21 Jeremy Bonderman and the high powered Tigers won again in New York, and won a series in Yankee Stadium. The last time they did that I actually had a job. A good series for the Tigers even though Pudge had a fairly bad time of it. In their win last night he got plunked by some Yankee jackass pitch...]]> Wed, 07 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=19 Yet Sen. Hatch, Sen. Daschle, and a few others are doing just that.  Now I could get into that there is a “war for America Tue, 06 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=18 Sat, 03 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=17 Presenting facts objectively without editorializing or inserting fictional matter, as in a book or film. So I looked it up. What are you to say now? ...]]> Thu, 01 Jul 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=12 My small town, twice weekly local paper is something of a right wing rag, where refering to the oldest political party in the US as 'Dummy-crats' is considered good journalistic form. The columnist whose rants show up Saturdays is a man named Foster Childs who takes roughly 50% of his work straig...]]> Wed, 30 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=13 By: Paul Laurence Dunbar (1872–1906) We wear the mask that grins and lies, It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes— This debt we pay to human guile; With torn and bleeding hearts we smile, And mouth with myriad subtleties. Why should the world be over-wise, In count...]]> Wed, 30 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=15 Have you ever heard of this right-winged extremist bill: HR 3717? Maybe the name of 'Broadcast Decency Enforcement Act of 2004' might help.  Well they are one in the same. Wed, 30 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=11 Thu, 24 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=10 As mentioned last week, I had missed FOX's new 'OC' clone, 'North Shore.' Upon seeing it this evening, I can tell you that is exactly what it is. They even drag an actress who had a recurring role on last summer's big hit over to the new show. The melodrama is ratcheted up to go with a heavy dose...]]> Mon, 21 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=9 I got a response to a job I applied for waaaaaay way back for an editing job in Virginia. Form letter. They appreciate my application but regret to inform me they have chosen someone else. Typical. In the same batch of mail I got a letter from a radio station in Nevada. I applied there almost a y...]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=7 A pair of new shows debuted tonight. First up is Andy Richter's new gig 'Quintuplets.' The show has promise, and has quite a few pluses, especially Richter who gets to show off some skills. There are a few quirks to iron out. The five teens come off as mostly two dimensional, though there should ...]]> Thu, 17 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=8 You said we'd always be together, And nothing could ever tear us apart. You said you knew you loved me, You could feel it in your heart. You promised you'd love me forever, And love doesnt change over night. You said you cherished each m...]]> Thu, 17 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=5 As mentioned before, FOX has chosen to ditch the entire idea of debuting shows in the fall, and some of the new programs are on the air already. Tonight we get 'Casino' featuring two dopes who buy a Las Vegas gambling parlor. The two guys are on screen for all of five minutes as the producers see...]]> Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=6 Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=4 Sun, 13 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=1 TV preview With all of the TV networks announcing their fall lineups recently, I felt now was a good time to give you all an introduction to all of the new shows, and more importantly, to tell you how long all of these shows will last. More impressively, I am doing this based solely on the one pa...]]> Sat, 12 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=2 All right... Here it is, the debut post directly from yours truly, Nick "super intern" Kitchen. Overall, I'd consider myself to be a pretty easy-going kind of guy -- I don't have a huge temper and generally refrain from doing angry things, like starting mass riots or insulting Justin...err... Wel...]]> Sat, 12 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.lifewithjustin.com/view.php?tbl_id=3 Let it go Sure I think about you now and then But it's been a long long time I've got a good life now I've moved on So when you cross my mind I try not to think about What might have been 'Cause that was then And we have taken different roads...]]> Sat, 12 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST