Life With Justin Terms of Service for Your Personal Use
Welcome! By using Life With Justin (from now on will be referenced to as "Life With Justin", you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions (the "Terms of Service").
Content Linked to by Life With Justin
The sites displayed that are linked to by Life With Justin are developed by people over whom Life With Justin exercises no control. So if say "CrashNet" links to some site called "Trim Your Pubes" do not go there, and then e-mail us that you can't sleep for two weeks and it is our fault. Think before you click, that's all we are saying... here let us use this as an Example Link. (You click it didn't you? Dumbass!) We'll give you one more chance, try this one (You clicked it again? Come on, now what are you thinking?)
Personal Use Only
Life With Justin is made available for your personal, non-commercial use only. You may not use Life With Justin to sell a product or service, or to increase traffic to your Web site for commercial reasons, such as advertising sales. If you do, do that, then you will owe "CrashNet" your first born child. He will use your child for slave labor. The only way around this is if you ask for permission to post such things first. Please contact us for more information.
Changes In Terms and Conditions and Life With Justin Service
We may modify or terminate our services from time to time, for any reason, and without notice, including the right to terminate with or without notice, without liability to you, any other user or any third party. We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Service from time to time without notice. Please review these Terms of Service from time to time so that you will be apprised of any changes. If you do not like that idea, then we have another: Go.... away.
Intellectual Property Policy
It is our policy to respond to notices of alleged infringement that comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. By the way, this is just here to cover our ass. We know that the "Fun with Pictures" part of the site might eventually get shut down by the Associated Press. Unless, they end up being cool people and understand that Life With Justin is just for fun-loving-happy-go-lucky-people who happen to like mocking other people for personal gain.
Disclaimer of Warranties
Life With Justin disclaims any and all responsibility or liability for the accuracy, content, completeness, legality, reliability, or operability or availability of information or material displayed in Life With Justin results. Life With Justin disclaims any responsibility for the deletion, failure to store, misdelivery, or untimely delivery of any information or material. Life With Justin disclaims any responsibility for any harm resulting from downloading or accessing any information or material on the Internet through Life With Justin.
Now we are not shouting here, it's just that for some reason the law says to write this stuff in all caps, don't blame us, blame... the lawyers:
LIFE WITH JUSTIN, AND ALL MATERIALS, INFORMATION, PRODUCTS AND SERVICES INCLUDED IN THE LIFE WITH JUSTIN SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS," WITH NO WARRANTIES WHATSOEVER. LIFE WITH JUSTIN AND ITS LICENSORS EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW ALL EXPRESS, IMPLIED, AND STATUTORY WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT OF PROPRIETARY RIGHTS. LIFE WITH JUSTIN AND ITS LICENSORS DISCLAIM ANY WARRANTIES REGARDING THE SECURITY, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND PERFORMANCE OF THE LIFE WITH JUSTIN SERVICES. LIFE WITH JUSTIN AND ITS LICENSORS DISCLAIM, ANY WARRANTIES FOR ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE OBTAINED THROUGH LIFE WITH JUSTIN. LIFE WITH JUSTIN AND ITS LICENSORS DISCLAIM ANY WARRANTIES FOR SERVICES OR GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON LIFE WITH JUSTIN OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED BY LIFE WITH JUSTIN, AS WELL AS FOR ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN LIFE WITH JUSTIN.
YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT YOU DOWNLOAD OR OTHERWISE OBTAIN MATERIAL OR DATA THROUGH THE USE OF THE LIFE WITH JUSTIN SERVICES AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF SUCH MATERIAL OR DATA.
SOME STATES OR OTHER JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. YOU MAY ALSO HAVE OTHER RIGHTS THAT VARY FROM STATE TO STATE AND JURISDICTION TO JURISDICTION.
Limitation of Liability
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL LIFE WITH JUSTIN OR ITS LICENSORS BE LIABLE TO ANY USER ON ACCOUNT OF THAT USER'S USE OR MISUSE OF OR RELIANCE ON LIFE WITH JUSTIN. ARISING FROM ANY CLAIM RELATING TO THIS AGREEMENT OR THE SUBJECT MATTER HEREOF SUCH LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO PREVENT RECOVERY OF DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, AND PUNITIVE DAMAGES WHETHER SUCH CLAIM IS BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), OR OTHERWISE, (EVEN IF LIFE WITH JUSTIN OR ITS LICENSORS HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES). SUCH LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY WHETHER THE DAMAGES ARISE FROM USE OR MISUSE OF AND RELIANCE ON LIFE WITH JUSTIN, FROM LINABILITY TO USE LIFE WITH JUSTIN, OR FROM THE INTERRUPTION, SUSPENSION, OR TERMINATION OF LIFE WITH JUSTIN (INCLUDING SUCH DAMAGES INCURRED BY THIRD PARTIES). THIS LIMITATION SHALL ALSO APPLY WITH RESPECT TO DAMAGES INCURRED BY REASON OF OTHER SERVICES OR GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON LIFE WITH JUSTIN OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN THE LIFE WITH JUSTIN SERVICES, AS WELL AS BY REASON OF ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON LIFE WITH JUSTIN OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN THE LIFE WITH JUSTIN SERVICES. THIS LIMITATION SHALL ALSO APPLY, WITHOUT LIMITATION, TO THE COSTS OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES, LOST PROFITS, OR LOST DATA. SUCH LIMITATION SHALL FURTHER APPLY WITH RESPECT TO THE PERFORMANCE OR NON-PERFORMANCE OF LIFE WITH JUSTIN OR ANY INFORMATION OR MERCHANDISE THAT APPEARS ON, OR IS LINKED OR RELATED IN ANY WAY TO, THE LIFE WITH JUSTIN SERVICES. SUCH LIMITATION SHALL APPLY NOTWITHSTANDING ANY FAILURE OF ESSENTIAL PURPOSE OF ANY LIMITED REMEDY AND TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.
SOME STATES OR OTHER JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS AND EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
Without limiting the foregoing, under no circumstances shall Life With Justin or its licensors be held liable for any delay or failure in performance resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond its reasonable control, including, without limitation, Internet failures, computer equipment failures, telecommunication equipment failures, other equipment failures, electrical power failures, strikes, labor disputes, riots, insurrections, civil disturbances, shortages of labor or materials, fires, floods, storms, explosions, acts of God, war, governmental actions, orders of domestic or foreign courts or tribunals, non-performance of third parties, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or air conditioning.
These Terms of Service will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California, without giving effect to its conflict of laws provisions or your actual state or country of residence. If for any reason a court of competent jurisdiction finds any provision or portion of the Terms of Service to be unenforceable, the remainder of the Terms of Service will continue in full force and effect.
These Terms of Service constitute the entire agreement between the parties with respect to the subject matter hereof and supersedes and replaces all prior or contemporaneous understandings or agreements, written or oral, regarding such subject matter. Any waiver of any provision of the Terms of Service will be effective only if in writing and signed by Life With Justin.