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Wopat Week 10 Presser
POOL: As you can see, the one week suspension is over and I am back to coaching the team.
DAYNE: Yeah and I here too, son!
POOL: Yes. Mr. Haas has informed me that since Ron here got us a big win last week, he's decided to keep him in his current position.
DAYNE: So I the coach too, yo.
POOL: I guess you could say were co-coaches. Or bi-coaches if you will.
DAYNE: I ain't bi-anything, playboy.
POOL: Yeah I meant that we...
DAYNE: I don't care what you meant. I did a better job coaching than you so I call the shots now, straight up.
POOL: Well for one week I agree you got them to play a good game. But clearly I have the final say over things; I think my two championships and multiple playoff berths can attest to that.
DAYNE: I ain't hearin' that. You think 'Dre, Bowe and Marshall gonna listen to your punk-ass? I'ma get my lead on.
POOL: Listen, I don't have a problem with you Ron. I'm the one who pushed for Mr. Haas to hire you, remember?
DAYNE: Yeah now we done. That's how the Dayne Train works, fool. You like a street walker in downtown Ypsi - your money's on the dresser now get out of my loft, old school.
POOL: I'm starting to see why you have so many enemies around the league. Why don't you go get drunk with Coach Young again and break Dallas Clark's kneecap apart?
DAYNE: I'm done with this shit. We gotta take out Coach Presseau this weekend. I deal with you later.
POOL: Yes, Coach Presseau's got his team ready and it should be a good challenge for us.
DAYNE: And tell ya boy Eli to get his game on; the Dayne Train's got a bad feeling Eli gonna be throwing to Presseau's receivers more than ours, word up. He gets intercepted more than Coach Pool hittin' on chicks at the Flight Club, yo.
POOL: Now listen here you piece of human crap...
DAYNE: Oh no son, you better watch what comes out of that cake hole of yours. You lip up and I gonna make sure you end up at the bottom of Lake Superior like Deezy.
POOL: Hey, just like the Edmund Fitzgerald.
DAYNE: I thought Fitz was on the Dolphinszz?
POOL: (sighs) Never mind. And I don't think you want to be threatening me in public like this.
DAYNE: Why? Afraid what a player might do when he calls his boys and they handle his business?
POOL: Yeah, and then you end up in the witness protection program after going to the cops?
DAYNE: I ain't no snitch!
POOL: That's the very definition of being a snitch, jackass!
Coach Pool and Ron Dayne start fighting each other at the podium.
Q: So...do we get to ask any questions this week?