haas's wit

Top 10 Albums of 2013
Dec 18, 2013

Top 10 Albums of 2012
Dec 27, 2012

Top 10 Albums of 2011
Dec 19, 2011

Pool Reinstated as Wopat Head Coach
Dec 08, 2011

Coach Pool Out of Mental Facility
Nov 23, 2011



Breaking News: Wopat Head Coach has Nervous Breakdown

COOTER COUNTY - Tom Wopat Fan Club head coach Pool reportedly had a nervous breakdown and apparently has checked himself into a local mental facility. Pool appeared more aggitated than usual at his weekly press conference in which no one attended. He ended up screaming about being disprespected by fellow coaches, reporters, fans and even team owner William Clay Haas. Haas was reached for comment but he was too busy laughing at the recent portrayal Coach Young played of Pool during his weekly video statements.

"It was funny, what can I say?" Haas later said. "Young made a mockery of our entire organization but as far as I know he nailed everything to perfection. Especially the gay stuff."

Haas also said since there wasn't enough time to find a suitable replacement for this weekend's tilt against the Ex-Cons, Ron Dayne will once again step in and coach the team. Dayne refused to comment on this development, as he was too busy trying to perfect his latest drink recepe involving Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid and Jagermeister. "I call it the Purple Headed Warrior, yo" Dayne said.

comments (0) 09-30-2011

The People's Comments:

None Currently

Home | Site Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Services | Jobs | Advertise Wtih LWJ | Help

Copyright 2008 Young Creative Solutions. All Rights Reserved. Copyright Notice..