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Happy New Year!

Just some thoughts since we're halfway through the first month of 2k9. Before I start, I just wanted to tell you what I'll tell the wife in 2 weeks when her grandparents leave: I haven't done this in a while, so forgive me if it gets a little sloppy. I went to the dentist today, which is obviously my least favorite thing to do since I haven't been since December of 2007. My old dentist retired in December and I got to meet the new guy today. He's Asian and about 12, but I think he'll do a good job. At the end of my exam, he told me I had strong teeth. I couldn't resist, so I added, "That's what she said." He put the ball on the tee and I knocked that sumbitch out of the park. The kids at school today said I was acting happy. Maybe they've heard about my reputation but I'm guessing I was happy because I know that on Monday we celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday. For those of you in Michigan that are working on Monday, ha ha. MLK, Jr. was a civil rights activist who was assassinated in the 1960s. Look him up. One more thought for tonight, I was driving and saw a bus advertisement for that Dog Hotel movie. Where the hell do people come up with this shit? How do these dogs get a movie and "Not the Fat One" is still sitting in my guest bathroom as reading material (it also has doubled as toilet paper when we ran out last month). C'mon Hollywood, give these guys a break somebody please buy "Not the Fat One!" See you next time...

comments (4) 01-16-2009

The People's Comments:

Dentists are funny people. I haven't had a regular one since my family dentist passed away, back when I was still in high school. These days I go to the U-M Dental School. It's a four-hour trip every time, but I treat it like a vacation in the middle of the day. They're always thorough (it's their grade, y'all!) and have their work double-checked. Plus, I get a new dentist every two years.

I heard the reason "Not that Fat One" isn't getting made is because when CW met Spielberg on that one faithful night ... sorry I can't talk about it. It is still to painful.

I heard the reason Not the Fat One isn't getting made is because the writers are suspected communists.

yeah! why hasn't Not the Fat One been made? CW is out there in LA. He needs to befriend someone who. . . I don't know. . . reads scripts for a major Hollywood director. The boy must hook us up!

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